Living with Mary Poppin's

[Shagly]

All day I have been stuck with vacuuming the house, changing the drapes, changing sheets, doing the laundry, washing the dishes.

This is nucking futs.

My mother even hit me with the ladel when I opened the top of a simmering pot of soup today.

How long does a single guy have to take this?

There must be a better way.

This is worse then the odd couple, I am not even married.

 

[IFish]

Run

Run brother, run! It's growing colder out, I'd advise going to Hawaii, and finding a little coffee shack. Then you can look for that little Hawaiian sweetie who will teach you how to cook poi and live off the land. Just make sure she doesn't have an older brother, they have much bigger ladels than your mom!

 

[pleaz_me]

I have a spare room... you can move in... and I won't hit you over the head with a ladle...



As for the cleaning... feel free to do all those you listed

 

[Shagly]

I have a spare room... you can move in... and I won't hit you over the head with a ladle...



As for the cleaning... feel free to do all those you listed

I don't do the ironing and cleaning windows is out.

 

[pleaz_me]

I don't do the ironing and cleaning windows is out.

I don't iron either and the windows were just cleaned

No excuses... now grab your apron and get over here... the floors need mopped!

 

[Shagly]

I don't iron either and the windows were just cleaned

No excuses... now grab your apron and get over here... the floors need mopped!

You made a mess in the kitchen?

 

[pleaz_me]

You made a mess in the kitchen?

Kitchen, living room, bedroom, bathroom...

 

[Shagly]

Kitchen, living room, bedroom, bathroom...

You could use a housekeeper.

One that can keep you busy all over the house.

 

[pleaz_me]

You could use a housekeeper.

One that can keep you busy all over the house.

Seeeeeee..... now you can run away and play housekeeper where you won't get hit with the ladle for opening the pot

 

[secrets_within]

Well dang, head on over to my house too. I've got a few things that need tending/fixing.