master wants to play

[italkaboutanything]

I'm a very dominant master I require pics and phone sex. I have three rules.
Never say no.
I am master you are slave.
You do anything and give me everything.

 

[wicked woman]

Really?! Spring break already.

 

[ecstaticsub]

Good luck with that attitude.

 

[pensivepoet]

Really?! Spring break already.

Touch'e!

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Dude, you got the 3 rules wrong!

Never talk about fight club
Never talk about fight club
And
NEVER talk about fight club

Keyboard warriors! Hrumph, they never get it right!

 

[desertslave]

<yawwwwwwnnnnnnn>

 

[rinka]

 

[Katiecat]

And he didn't capitalize "Master" -- dead giveaway.

Noob.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

So this is why I'm not getting any action!

For years I've been going with three "really helpful suggestions."

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I just have to ask. How do you stand on donuts?

Standing on donuts sounds kind of squishy.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

Standing on donuts sounds kind of squishy.

Finally, we're getting kinky!
This one time, at band camp.....

 

[midwestyankee]

Finally, we're getting kinky!
This one time, at band camp.....

Please don't tempt me. I already want to shove a tuba up the OP's ass.

 

[staciliv]

Please don't tempt me. I already want to shove a tuba up the OP's ass.

Lol. Another 23 yo married guy looking for a bj.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[IrisAlthea]

Thinking about this is the correct idiom 'where do you stand on....'?

DGE is going to make pun of things, no matter how correct.

I think you got it right, but we should probably ask the native speakers.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

My guess is that "Sport's" only understanding of top and bottom is where to put the cheese on the burgers he's flippin at McD's

 

[subwannabe]

Alas, it looks like the OP had a drunken lonely horny night and sobered up the next day. He has not even been on to read even the first response to this thread. Too bad. I thought several have been quite funny.

 

[pensivepoet]

It must be disheartening to lose your street cred on your 2nd post.
He's probably down at the creek, deep into the Boones Farm.

 

[midwestyankee]

It must be disheartening to lose your street cred on your 2nd post.
He's probably down at the creek, deep into the Boones Farm.

Man, that's cold. Of course it would be worse if he were drinking Annie Greene Springs.

 

[seela]

Please don't tempt me. I already want to shove a tuba up the OP's ass.

Is sousaphone too kinky for you?

 

[midwestyankee]

Is sousaphone too kinky for you?

Yes. The Sousaphone is definitely a hard limit for me.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Is sousaphone too kinky for you?

Now I can't stop thinking about that poor kind in the Fame tv-show.