Men, have you fucked an inanimate object?

[GoingBackToBed]

I was waiting for this to appear...

(Still made me laugh though)

Ha! Me too.

 

[cqiam]

Yup, there is a vid of it in my thread.

Prefer the real thing, though!

 

[bw699353]

Used to grind pillows in my younger days and afew soft toys

 

[Landshark1]

Once while swimming in the lake, i was caressed by a large school of minnows. I proceeded to get on my knees and fuck the soft lake bottom..

 

[bristolbabcock]

So no ones going to mention the obvious...

The vacuums were my friend... LOL

 

[NemoNautilus]

In my younger days, a hot tub jet was quite a ride

 

[wifewatcher1997]

In HS, I put an old pair of sweat pants down and an old pillow on top and would go to town almost nightly. Kept them hidden in the closet

 

[oneblueye]

Never as a man. (age 18 and above)
As a child, I would stick that pecker into anything I could get it into and out of safely.

 

[withinreason]

Yes. Long women’s boots. My mother’s, my wife’s friends and my wife’s while she was wearing them.

 

[Mtnmike]

So no ones going to mention the obvious...

The vacuums were my friend... LOL

Lol thought I was only one to try that. Thought I'd give myself a nice blowjob with it but dang hose was to small.

 

[SPARTAN047]

I fully expected some jokes about women or men being limp starfish and inanimate objects during sex, and I wasn't disappointed.

 

[Datuner]

The couch cushions growing up were never safe from my abuse. As i grew, I doubled up the cushions, the crust that was left behind was like cement when they threw the couch away.

 

[sandybrooke]

Pillows and my leather couch

 

[CuriousInAR78]

I tried a toilet paper roll but my dumbass got my cock stuck in it and man that bitch hurt for a week after. That was the last time I did something stupid like that

 

[MountainMan406]

Sandwich baggie between couch cushions or between mattress.

 

[Jw75766]

Never tried it myself, but I hear banana peels feel great. Not sure how I feel about fucking fruit

 

[van_delay]

I have a full size body pillow with very soft cover and o occasionally finish by humping it.

 

[ilovetoeat42]

Absolutely. Had a Fleshlight ..was a amazing. Wife got jealous and tossed it

 

[SPARTAN047]

I understand that some men can get jealous of dildos but they're usually mocked for their insecurity. Women should be mocked for their insecurity with fleshlights just as mercilessly.

If a dildo is a prop, so is a fleshlight. It can be used to enhance pleasure too. If he can't use his cock right, show him with a dildo. If she can't use her pussy right or won't use it, don't be surprised when he buys the fleshlight and sex doll jewellery.

 

[Jw75766]

I understand that some men can get jealous of dildos but they're usually mocked for their insecurity. Women should be mocked for their insecurity with fleshlights just as mercilessly.

If a dildo is a prop, so is a fleshlight. It can be used to enhance pleasure too. If he can't use his cock right, show him with a dildo. If she can't use her pussy right or won't use it, don't be surprised when he buys the fleshlight and sex doll jewellery.

They both come in handy (depending on sex and preference) when your significant other has a low sex drive. Sometimes you gotta do whatcha gotta do...

 

[zysmith]

The couch cushions growing up were never safe from my abuse. As i grew, I doubled up the cushions, the crust that was left behind was like cement when they threw the couch away.

You don't happen to be vice president of the United States, are you?

 

[SPARTAN047]

They both come in handy (depending on sex and preference) when your significant other has a low sex drive. Sometimes you gotta do whatcha gotta do...

I'm not mocking anyone. I'd love to try it. If women can use dildos, men can use body forms and sex dolls.

 

[mrdiscreet2]

Sandwich baggie between couch cushions or between mattress.

There’s a site called jackinworld.com, or something like that that I discovered. It had this technique on it, along with many, many others that I tried.

 

[ryanmills22]

humped my pillow more than afew times

 

[Spongo]

I’ve tried pillow but also water and Galia melon. Also a balloon stretch over a plastic beaker. Please make suggestions and I’ll try..