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Someone got hit with an axe!!! call 911 please I have no mouth and I must scream!!!

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Where did my text go?
Here it is again!: MY doodness what an injury! but I guess the doctor will stitch it up ;) ooh the pain the pain! that's okay too I guess the doctor will give some narcotic pain killers S) $) so all is well, but a very ugly hurt!! be careful with that axe Eugene Ugly hurts like that can get infected and smell of bad fish!!!
E&OE
:) :) :):)
cheers
Boomslanger
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boomslanger said:
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Where did my text go?
Here it is again!: MY doodness what an injury! but I guess the doctor will stitch it up ;) ooh the pain the pain! that's okay too I guess the doctor will give some narcotic pain killers S) $) so all is well, but a very ugly hurt!! be careful with that axe Eugene Ugly hurts like that can get infected and smell of bad fish!!!
E&OE
:) :) :):)
cheers
Boomslanger
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You seem disturbed by outstanding beauty. One day you may mature.
 
OzDave said:
You seem disturbed by outstanding beauty. One day you may mature.
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He's not a youngster, he's a mature dude probably in his 40's or 50's (and that's his alt).
This piece of info will probably cast his previous posts in a # light
Lmao
 
boomslanger said:
THE MAD AXE SWINGER STRIKES AGAIN!!!
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Have you ever actually been in close proximity to a mons veneris, or is your entire understanding of them limited to Internet porn and conversations with your 14-year-old classmates?
 
The Mad Axe Swinger Strikes Again!!!

ChikieRoo said:
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mage of an unsuspecting young lady in a hospital bed
after she was struck between her leg with an axe by the mad axe swinger.
fortunately the young lady had periods and was wearing STs under a tight pair of panties so the damage was limited

But how about you? the mad axe swinger may come to your neighborhood at anytime so here are a few suggestions:
If you are in coitus at the moment , Please tell your dude that there will be no interruptus for the next couple of days if he likes your pussy
tight and cute otherwise he may not only be able to stick his dick in
but his balls and a foot and still find void the next time he wants a coitus that is if you let him...
Cute fit Gals with no thigh gaps, you are lucky; just clamp your thighs together and clobber the swinger with a baseball or cricket (depending on your country) bat. for insurance, If you could sucker a dude into tonging you at this time, the whole thing could be a horny and orgasmic experience rather than a boring scary one. Simply do a kegle and don't relax and let his tongue go for the next two days.
Cute Sexy Gals with thigh gaps: This is the time you find that annoying dude who keeps telling you over the phone and telling you how he would like to suck and lick your honeypot dry and tell him that this is his lucky day and give him three days of your 'honeypot'. Hopefully it shall turnout to be an orgasmic experience for you too;)
If you are not very good liking but have a fabukous pair of butter-tippled breasts, persuade you dude to have at em by going under and between your legs, once he is in position and squeezing/ suckling away in delightful enrapture, clasp his midriff which should now be available to you to clasp unless you are one of those delightfully absent minded, klutzy idiot kind that guys love when there's no emergency in which case present your head towards the blade of the axe when the swinger has taken aim and swung his axe at you and you would have done two things at once: 1. foiled the swinger 2. removed your idiotic genes from the human gene pool. you will know you have had success if the last thing you hear is "foiled' before you go to sleep for one last time., clasp no,clamp on to his midriff
with all your might and stay that way for the next three days or till the mad axe swinger is caught whichever is earlier no matter how fun it is.
If you are ugly and have no boobs, prepare to host a gash That only some like.. but what the hell you have some sex appeal now huh?
Remember humans are not easy to kill and you probably know from experience that the hornier they are the harder they are to get rid off. So don't let go if the dudes cry stuff like "I cant breathe " etc. do not loosen your clamp over their faces/midriffs hips wherever. They are just pretending, the little darlings.
Ugly with thigh gaps and no tits? try stuffing pillows and blankets between your legs, what can I say? I am not good at advising tit-less uglies:eek:

P.s: this was written foe fun I love womankind and consider them the sexier and better sex. They do have more interesting things than men do and would not have any single one of the harboring bad thoughts about me. I apologize if I have upset ugly women. It is just payback for when I was little and my ugly cousin sisters used tease me...
 
Sheriff Callagen Rides again The mad Hacker is going down!!!

Conager said:
Have you ever actually been in close proximity to a mons veneris, or is your entire understanding of them limited to Internet porn and conversations with your 14-year-old classmates?
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Heck they don't allow 14 years old into ********* like this. But I pretend I am 19 and get thru.. like the wear the condom non sequitur : who is looking eh??? You don't tell anybody my real age and I wont tell the cops about those condom

OOO KIlkenny is on the hunt for the bad KID BOOMslanger. Who never grows up in his stories and remains between 14-18.Shall I explain DEBroglie's paradox or the three body motion dynamics to you to graduate?Surely you know that it is taught in Masters?Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?

Oh I could also talk you through a complete take off and landing on a Tifffy or maybe even an Eagle if you want....

Hello and much regards, have missed you

:D:D:D:D:D
cheers
Boom
 
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