NYC: I need a woman as fucked up as I am.

[MagicaPractica]

Magica, Let me know if you come to Texas!

TY I'll have to make it part of my Southern states tour in a year or two.

 

[SmirkingJack11]

You and me both.

 

[Jeanx2storm]

TY I'll have to make it part of my Southern states tour in a year or two.

You and me both.

It's a date!

 

[Sleazy19]

Oh am I?

Sleazy...don't front you know you're number one on my hit parade.

 

[SmirkingJack11]

You are. No doubt about it sugar.

Damn the man who invented latitude!

 

[Daizie]

Afternoon Jack. How is your Monday going? Any sordid tales to share?

 

[SmirkingJack11]

Hello Daizie,

None I'm afraid. It was a weekend filled with work and I'm enjoying today off before it all begins again.

Maybe you could tell me a sordid tale or two to pass the day?

 

[MagicaPractica]

I don't have any true life sordid tales to tell but my latest story is kind of sordid. It's linked in my sig. Best I can offer.

 

[monique1971]

I need some fucked-up advice

Jack, check your email.

 

[sereneone4u]

I will send you a sordid tale, sweetie!

 

[SmirkingJack11]

Me?

Sweet I could use a sordid tale.

I'm running out of masturbation inspiration.

 

[*professorx*]

a sassy and vixen like lady in nyc for this weekend sounds just about right .......tour the city by day and see the stars at night

 

[SmirkingJack11]

LOL
Hands off X. All the women in this thread are mine.

 

[*professorx*]

LOL
Hands off X. All the women in this thread are mine.

OK OK can i at l;east watch if we CANT share ...at some point wont you get tired ,,,,i can be the relief pitcher ,,,,,,,

 

[SmirkingJack11]

Sorry bro...my upper west side apartment is not wheelchair accessible.

I'll link the video for you though. Plug it into cerebro, and youre good...right?

 

[*professorx*]

Sorry bro...my upper west side apartment is not wheelchair accessible.

I'll link the video for you though. Plug it into cerebro, and youre good...right?

of course i will be ok ....just turn up the audio part ....vocals get me going ,,,lolol

 

[MagicaPractica]

Hey! What's going on around here? Nobody has any nasty stories to tell? Don't make me go out and do something crazy just to liven the place up!

 

[SmirkingJack11]

that is just what we're waiting for magica..its your turn to get us hot.

 

[MagicaPractica]

that is just what we're waiting for magica..its your turn to get us hot.

Would a fantasy do? I don't have any real life experiences to report.

 

[StormMaster]

How about some inspiration for your next subway ride Jack?

Sex on a bus

Storm

 

[shewantsmore]

nice idea that on a bus but if i tried i would get arrested

 

[Sleazy19]

Inspiration

I'll email you something to think about...

Me?

Sweet I could use a sordid tale.

I'm running out of masturbation inspiration.

 

[SmirkingJack11]

Now what Sleazy wrote me was good for thought.

Mmmhmmm

Nothing new to report, some nice phonesex...or yahoophone sex..lol

but nothing worth reporting.

 

[Sleazy19]

Now you owe me a story...
And it'd better be dirty...

 

[SmirkingJack11]

So I apologize to anyone who might not have wanted me to fall off the face of the earth. But it happens.

Last night I had one of those nights where you are staring at your monitor in otherwise darkness feeling as crazy as you can. Like the forces of the world just love being at odds with you. And of course they are.

So here I am...i rubbed out...I gamed all night. I crashed utterly exhausted. I drained all I am just to get my eyes to stay shut. But the night ended to soon, and here I am again.

Looking for a cure.

Are you there?