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OK, so I woke up with this RAGING headache...

Oh, my Lord, my poor, poor Goddess... I wish I could do something to help you. But please for all of our sakes, just don't try to do anything else today, okay? Lit would not be Lit if you weren't around anymore...

And please, please, PLEASE...

Don't come within 500 miles of me today, okay? You're friggin' dangerous today...

Sorry... I can't help but laugh, even though I do feel bad about your day... :kiss:
 
BorntoDom said:
Press on the webbing of your hand inbetween the index and thumb it will relieve it. Also you can press on the back of your neck at the base of your skull. Oh and Fyi if you ever get a cramp in your leg while going though a self induced caffeine coma that may or may not come in the middle of the night and make you fall and hit your head on the floor, push in the center of your calf muscles and it will relieve that too. Master G
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LOL...thanks for the advice, but with the way my day is going I'd end up pinching some freak nerve and paralyzing myself...

I'm just gonna sit right here and not move for the rest of the day!

Unless of course, you've got a home remedy for bad mojo...
 
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Alright...

It's been an hour and I have managed to not hurt myself. My big concern now is:

What can I make for dinner that doesn't require me to use a)knives b)forks or
c)the stove?

Any suggestions?
 
Lucky Girl said:
It's been an hour and I have managed to not hurt myself. My big concern now is:

What can I make for dinner that doesn't require me to use a)knives b)forks or
c)the stove?

Any suggestions?
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That would be calling for delivery. ;)

Tell them you'll leave the money taped to the door and slide it through the mail slot.
 
Lucky Girl said:
It's been an hour and I have managed to not hurt myself. My big concern now is:

What can I make for dinner that doesn't require me to use a)knives b)forks or
c)the stove?

Any suggestions?
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For God's sake stay away from the microwave...
You'll end up cooking yourself for dinner...

Hmmmm... LG as an appetizer, main course, and dessert...

When's dinner?
 
Never mind...

Fuck dinner...punch it in the face. I've got a case of beer - I just hope those are twist off tops...I won't allow myself to use the bottle opener.
 
ROFLAMO!!!!! See, that's what your ass gets for laughing at me yesterday!!!!!


Now that is funny!

((((((((lucky)))))))))))) Seriously though...that was a rough day. Shots are on me. \_/ \_/ \_/
 
ObsidianRose said:
ROFLAMO!!!!! See, that's what your ass gets for laughing at me yesterday!!!!!


Now that is funny!

((((((((lucky)))))))))))) Seriously though...that was a rough day. Shots are on me. \_/ \_/ \_/
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Hope those are plastic shot glasses...I'm not allowing myself to handle glass today...not even my beer bottles...drinking beer out of a plastic cup!
 
Hell, I hope that mojo isn't contagious!!! :eek:

*ripping the top off the salt container and throwing the whole thing over my shoulder*
 
Lucky Girl said:
Hope those are plastic shot glasses...I'm not allowing myself to handle glass today...not even my beer bottles...drinking beer out of a plastic cup!
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lmao....USE TWO HANDS....better yet....got a sippy cup laying around?
 
yes said:
lmao....USE TWO HANDS....better yet....got a sippy cup laying around?
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Hey! That's not a bad idea...*wanders into kitchen to rummage through cabinets, being very careful to CLOSE the doors...*
 
Lucky Girl said:
Hope those are plastic shot glasses...I'm not allowing myself to handle glass today...not even my beer bottles...drinking beer out of a plastic cup!
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REDNECK ALERT :D !!!!!
 
Lucky Girl said:
No, I'm just afraid of glass today... :eek:
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Uhm... You're right. A true redneck wouldn't let a thing like exploding glasses stand in the way of drinking her beer...
 
Just fucking rediculous...

For all of you that have been following my day-long saga of self mutilation...you will find this fucking hysterical...

My cat (picture perfect seal-point Siamese see attachment) just jumped up into my lap, meowed in my face and bit me...on my inner thigh about 2 inches from my crotch...

Just kill me now...put me out of my misery...
 
Lucky Girl said:
For all of you that have been following my day-long saga of self mutilation...you will find this fucking hysterical...

My cat (picture perfect seal-point Siamese see attachment) just jumped up into my lap, meowed in my face and bit me...on my inner thigh about 2 inches from my crotch...

Just kill me now...put me out of my misery...
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You know, given my night, you are turning into a true gift from the heavens... I desperately need to laugh tonight... ROFL!

He looks like a little fighter, too!! Go get her, Tiger!! :D
 
BlackWolf65 said:
You know, given my night, you are turning into a true gift from the heavens... I desperately need to laugh tonight... ROFL!

He looks like a little fighter, too!! Go get her, Tiger!! :D
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Yeah. Thanks. She's a girl...

THIS is the boy...he's a porn star.
 
Horrible day, but someday you'll look back and laugh.........like the rest of us are!

Keep the faith baby!

:rose:
 
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