'Peculiar Personals'

LustfulOne50 said:
darn this is a hard one...but

Safely is a requirement for new female nitro glycerin handler ..please yell at man inside when appling.

Applying paste to wallpaper is required if you want to be my partner. Interior decorator looking for tall lady to help me hang.
 
WantonWitch said:
Applying paste to wallpaper is required if you want to be my partner. Interior decorator looking for tall lady to help me hang.
Hang the fast paced life, have opening for lady who would like testing new suntan loition it the backyard of reseacher.
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Hang the fast paced life, have opening for lady who would like testing new suntan loition it the backyard of reseacher.

Researcher required in the art of kama sutra! All applicants shoud be over 40!!!
 
Saoirse said:
Researcher required in the art of kama sutra! All applicants shoud be over 40!!!

40 nubile young ladies wanted for harem of local sultan, benefits include only having to work once a month, all the chocolate you can eat and being waited on hand and foot.
 
WantonWitch said:
40 nubile young ladies wanted for harem of local sultan, benefits include only having to work once a month, all the chocolate you can eat and being waited on hand and foot.

Foot fetish? Hook up with me and try some shrimping!!!
 
Saoirse said:
Foot fetish? Hook up with me and try some shrimping!!!

Shrimping, fish and fresh air, trawlerman looking for deckhand to help me cast my net, do you look good in fish oil and waterproofs ?
 
WantonWitch said:
Shrimping, fish and fresh air, trawlerman looking for deckhand to help me cast my net, do you look good in fish oil and waterproofs ?

Waterproofs?? You aint got the protection you aint going in!!!
 
romanticdrifter said:
In & out.

As in - the old in & out. Anyone interested?

Interested in linking up with a like minded individual. Warm, caring, with a GSH... romantic!
 
romanticdrifter said:
In & out.

As in - the old in & out. Anyone interested?

Interested in helping me with my collection ? Stamp collector looking for a girl with a mobile tongue to make them sticky for me.
 
WantonWitch said:
Interested in helping me with my collection ? Stamp collector looking for a girl with a mobile tongue to make them sticky for me.

Me and You? Its written in the stars. Its our destiny.
 
MT_Pitcher said:
Love for Sale
CHEAP!!!!


Cheap, is one thing I'm not, I expect to be wined and dined. Gold digger looking for very rich man.
 
WantonWitch said:
Cheap, is one thing I'm not, I expect to be wined and dined. Gold digger looking for very rich man.

Man looking for gentle woman with a lustful bed room spirit to fill position
 
~*sunkyssed_kym*~ said:
Position yourself on my bed and allow me to seduce both your mind and body!

Body parts for sale or rent...
unused recently... still have mileage on them..
 
LustfulOne50 said:
Man looking for gentle woman with a lustful bed room spirit to fill position

Position vacant. Bank manager requires teller to come and handle his small annuity on a daily basis. Only women versed in the art of making small things grow larger welcome.
 
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