'Peculiar Personals'

[LustfulOne50]

Stairs to my door will make you fit:
Or... in otherwords, take the stairway to heaven!

Heaven is down the road apiece...But you with lust in your hearts and minds...Please enter.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Heaven is down the road apiece...But you with lust in your hearts and minds...Please enter.

Enter O Lustful One, take me into your arms and give new fire to this soul

 

[WantonWitch]

Enter O Lustful One, take me into your arms and give new fire to this soul

Soul mate needed by lonely Vicar, must have great oral skill for dealing with locals

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Soul mate needed by lonely Vicar, must have great oral skill for dealing with locals

Locals who want oral, please send resume and photo of mouth

 

[LustfulOne50]

Locals who want oral, please send resume and photo of mouth

Mouth the words I long to hear...please me with thee words.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Mouth the words I long to hear...please me with thee words.

Words cannot express the thoughts I have, know deep in my heart, my thoughts are true
Now, wanna have sex?

 

[LustfulOne50]

Words cannot express the thoughts I have, know deep in my heart, my thoughts are true
Now, wanna have sex?

Hummm do I take sex or true
true since was end of the 1st sentence

true maybe only found in words...but the heart is where I would love it placed.

 

[WantonWitch]

True, I can't be gods gift if I'm advertising here, but my words are nothing but the truth, estate agent seeks a small compact property, no large estates need apply.

 

[LustfulOne50]

True, I can't be gods gift if I'm advertising here, but my words are nothing but the truth, estate agent seeks a small compact property, no large estates need apply.

Apply inside for a grand tour of a now open home in need of love and attention..not a fixer-upper

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Apply inside for a grand tour of a now open home in need of love and attention..not a fixer-upper

Fixer-uppers are my specialty. No worry, there's nothing which can't be fixed with a lil love

 

[mark197205]

Fixer-uppers are my specialty. No worry, there's nothing which can't be fixed with a lil love

Love is all around so why cant i get any?

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Love is all around so why cant i get any?

Anyone who looks as your AV shouldn't be alone!

Single, sometimes sane female in search of her counterpart, please bring your own straightjacket

 

[Denae]

Anyone who looks as your AV shouldn't be alone!

Single, sometimes sane female in search of her counterpart, please bring your own straightjacket

Straightjacket got ya feeling confined? Or maybe it's the women who gravitate your way and latch on to you. Give me a try!

Secure, confidant female looking for a fuck buddy only. We meet, we fuck, we go our separate ways at the end of the night.

What do you say to a woman asking for your sexual prowess with no strings attached?

 

[musicman77]

Straightjacket got ya feeling confined? Or maybe it's the women who gravitate your way and latch on to you. Give me a try!

Secure, confidant female looking for a fuck buddy only. We meet, we fuck, we go our separate ways at the end of the night.

What do you say to a woman asking for your sexual prowess with no strings attached?

Attached is such a double edged word. On the one hand you have the attachment of matrimony. On the other you have the attachment of loving lips onto a swolen love bud.

 

[Spare_Change]

Attached to my pillow! You could be too. Adventurous male seeks sumptuous female for feather fun. Care for a tickle?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Tickle your tonsils, madam?
Unemployed throat specialist with own equipment seeks a new opening.

 

[musicman77]

Tickle your tonsils, madam?
Unemployed throat specialist with own equipment seeks a new opening.

Opening for ladies looking for the ultimate experience. Call 1-800-Musicman77

 

[higherlevel4u]

77 Sunset Strip
Private Dick for hire.

 

[done_got_old]

77 Sunset Strip
Private Dick for hire.

Hire, I think not. Everything is yours for the asking. Mature, educated lady seeks company in Lickadick.

 

[higherlevel4u]

Hire, I think not. Everything is yours for the asking. Mature, educated lady seeks company in Lickadick.

Lickadick
A warm, possibly wet, welcome guaranteed every time.

 

[done_got_old]

Lickadick
A warm, possibly wet, welcome guaranteed every time.

Time I may have seen a lot, but 2 warm wet places await you here.

 

[higherlevel4u]

Time I may have seen a lot, but 2 warm wet places await you here.

Here I am, a newbie in Lickadick, seeking mature guide to show me round. Must have intimate knowledge of all areas.

 

[done_got_old]

Here I am, a newbie in Lickadick, seeking mature guide to show me round. Must have intimate knowledge of all areas.

Areas of pleasure abound with me. Join me in Lickadick for the licking of your life.

 

[higherlevel4u]

Areas of pleasure abound with me. Join me in Lickadick for the licking of your life.

Life-affirming possibilities abound! Please send details immediately re access.

 

[Saoirse]

Areas of pleasure abound with me. Join me in Lickadick for the licking of your life.

Life can only get better if you join me for some friendship and no strings adult fun!!!!