Person below you X-rated

[OhMissScarlett]

True. And you know it's Ah-ha.

The person below me has fucked with Stairway to Heaven playing in the background.

Oh, A-Ha, the best export from Norway in a very long time.

True!

The person below me likes having their nipples pinched during sex.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, A-Ha, the best export from Norway in a very long time.

True!

The person below me likes having their nipples pinched during sex.

False.

The person below me likes to do the pinching (or biting.)

 

[SlickTony]

False.

The person below me has written, or attempted to write, romance novels.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

False.

The person below me has written, or attempted to write, romance novels.

true

the person below me likes cream pie.

 

[JRaven]

true

the person below me likes cream pie.

False. But I've been the cream pie...

The person below me has been caught masterbating while reading a story on Lit.

 

[SlickTony]

False.

The person below me likes to leave the lights on during sex.

 

[BlackShanglan]

False.

The person below me likes to leave the lights on during sex.

Hmmm. Circumstance dependent.

The person below me has fantasized about the incarnation of a holiday (Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, etc.)

Oh, A-Ha, the best export from Norway in a very long time.

Mmmm yes. Good choice.

Shanglan

 

[sara_lez04]

the person below me has 5000 porn images on his/her hard drive

 

[SlickTony]

False.

The person below me has used performance-enhancing drugs.

 

[carsonshepherd]

False.

The person below me has used performance-enhancing drugs.

False. (Alcohol is performance-lowering)

The person below me has awakened with no knowledge of how they ended up next to this person.

 

[BlackShanglan]

False. (Alcohol is performance-lowering)

The person below me has awakened with no knowledge of how they ended up next to this person.

False. Unfortunately, I have an excellent memory for my own imbecility.

The person below me has hit on another person while in the company of his/her SO.

Shanglan

 

[sara_lez04]

LMAO .... ^^ that actually happened

and the morning after with her was AMAAAZING

(Edited to add: this post refers to waking up next to someone with no knowledge of how I got there)




the person below me would rather be naked right NOW

 

[carsonshepherd]

The person below me has hit on another person while in the company of his/her SO.

True... I was probably drinking vodka at the time. (stage 2)

The person below me IS naked right now.

 

[BlackShanglan]

True... I was probably drinking vodka at the time. (stage 2)

The person below me IS naked right now.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course. We don't wear clothing. So true.

The person below me wears underwear more typically used by the opposite gender.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

The person below me wears underwear more typically used by the opposite gender.

Shanglan

False.
And if you've got on fur ya ain't naked.

The person below me prefers not to wear underwear.

 

[BlackShanglan]

False.
And if you've got on fur ya ain't naked.

The person below me prefers not to wear underwear.

Well, I suppose it's false, as I keep my fur on.

The person below me likes it below me

Shanglan

 

[smoochypig]

True

The person below me has a fantasy involving their teacher.

 

[BlackShanglan]

True

The person below me has a fantasy involving their teacher.

I am immensely flattered.

True, or has been in the past anyway.

The person below me has a fantasy involving a relative.

Shanglan

 

[smoochypig]

um.. True. Well had anyway.

The person below me has been recorded on video while having sex.

 

[SlickTony]

Definitely false.

The person below me has done it in front of an audience.

 

[JRaven]

I am immensely flattered.

True, or has been in the past anyway.

The person below me has a fantasy involving a relative.

Shanglan

True. But I'll leave it that.

The person below me fantasizes about a coworker.

 

[JRaven]

Sorry, got called away in the middle of replying.

Definitely false.

The person below me has done it in front of an audience.

well... true. The guys were spent and she and I were still horny.

I'll leave the original "below" statement.
The person below me fantasizes about a coworker.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Sorry, got called away in the middle of replying.



well... true. The guys were spent and she and I were still horny.

I'll leave the original "below" statement.
The person below me fantasizes about a coworker.

False.

The person below me is intrigued by latex feitshes.

 

[carsonshepherd]

False.

The person below me is intrigued by latex feitshes.

False. Smells like shower curtains.

The person below me has had a strap on used on them.

 

[matriarch]

False. Smells like shower curtains.

The person below me has had a strap on used on them.

false.

The person below me has driven a car with a vibrator in them. Switched on.