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minsue said:
True, though I enjoy doing the chasing more :devil:

The person below me has pretended to be something they're not in order to get sex. (not role-playing, more of playing dumb, playing hard to get, etc ;))
True, but I didn't get any.

The person below me has found their kink limit.
 
Liar said:
True, but I didn't get any.

The person below me has found their kink limit.

That would depend on the kink. True for some, not for others. ;)

The person below me has had a good fantasy ruined by making it a reality.
 
minsue said:
That would depend on the kink. True for some, not for others. ;)

The person below me has had a good fantasy ruined by making it a reality.

TRUE... i no longer have any desire to make love in the dunes of cape cod EVER AGAIN.


the person below me thinks that size does matter
 
vella_ms said:
the person below me thinks that size does matter

Size of WHAT?

Sorry -- resume thread.

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Oh, phooey. Didn't mean to halt things. Okay, okay.

TRUE -- the size of someone's heart DOES matter.

The person below me wants to lick the person above me.
 
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carsonshepherd said:
Wahhh...

Sob, sob.:(

Don't be a baby. Though I would have a three way with you and another victim...

The person below me wants to lick the person above me

If it's Vella, I sure do! ;)

The person below me would volunteer to be below me for real. I dont mean in seniority.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Don't be a baby. Though I would have a three way with you and another victim...



If it's Vella, I sure do! ;)

The person below me would volunteer to be below me for real. I dont mean in seniority.

Hell yeah, below you or any way you wanted me.

The person below me humped something or someone, who upon reflection thought it probably not such a good idea.
 
human_male said:
Hell yeah, below you or any way you wanted me.

The person below me humped something or someone, who upon reflection thought it probably not such a good idea.

True, more someone than something

The person below me has injured themselves during masturbation.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
True, more someone than something

The person below me has injured themselves during masturbation.

Ouch! My tendonitis!:devil:

The person below me has masturbated in an inappropriate place (inlaw's bathroom, funeral home, school john, etc.)
 
carsonshepherd said:
Ouch! My tendonitis!:devil:

The person below me has masturbated in an inappropriate place (inlaw's bathroom, funeral home, school john, etc.)

True (false, false, true, ;))

The person below me has masturbated surreptitiously while talking on the phone (NOT involving phone sex).
 
minsue said:
True (false, false, true, ;))

The person below me has masturbated surreptitiously while talking on the phone (NOT involving phone sex).

False.

The person below me has chatted someone up at a funeral.
 
False. That's a rather inappropriate place.

The person below me has had fantasies about someone's groom at a wedding.
 
Bridget69 said:
False. That's a rather inappropriate place.

The person below me has had fantasies about someone's groom at a wedding.

True, in my previous line of work, I dealt with many many grooms. ;)

The person below me has gotten some after prom action after graduation.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
True, in my previous line of work, I dealt with many many grooms. ;)

The person below me has gotten some after prom action after graduation.

False.

The person below me has masturbated at their desk at work. Bonus points if it was during office hours.
 
cloudy said:
False.

The person below me has masturbated at their desk at work. Bonus points if it was during office hours.

False...my desk at work is one of 50 tables in the dining room of the restaurant... but having sex there would be fun...until i got fired. LOL

the person below me has had sex at work, and lost their job because the person in charge found out.
 
luvinoral2 said:
the person below me has had sex at work, and lost their job because the person in charge found out.
No, but did have sex with the person in charge (and her assistant, later), but not at work.

OhMissScarlett said:
The person below me has chatted someone up at a funeral.
Confession: stopped my car at a crosswalk as three gorgeous woman walked in front of me, and into a funeral home. I considered for a moment, parking and attending the funeral so I could meet them.

Men are pigs.


The person below has had sex with someone their sibling had dated. Bonus points if the sibling had sex with them too.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
The person below has had sex with someone their sibling had dated. Bonus points if the sibling had sex with them too.
True, with bonus points... :eek:

The first girl I had sex with had been my brother's girlfriend.


The person below me had sex on a moving train.
 
Lauren Hynde said:
True, with bonus points... :eek:

The first girl I had sex with had been my brother's girlfriend.
Wow-best answer to a challenge yet!

The person below me had sex on a moving train.
Alas, no.

Staying with my last theme, the person below has purposely schemed with a friend for both to seduce the same person, and both did.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Wow-best answer to a challenge yet!


Alas, no.

Staying with my last theme, the person below has purposely schemed with a friend for both to seduce the same person, and both did.

True, once a guy friend and I had a contest to see who could seduce a girl we knew first. I won, but he got her a few days later. ;)

The person below me has engaged or participated in a swordfight(I don't mean Errol Flynn style).
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Wow-best answer to a challenge yet!

In true literotic ego stroking fashion; I see your best answer and raise the stakes. The second girl I had sex with is about to become my brother's wife; a wedding at which I am asked to be the best man.


OMS; True; if being 11 at the time counts.

The person below has wanted to be the other gender just to know what sex feels like from the other end of things.
 
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smoochypig said:
In true literotic ego stroking fashion; I see your best answer and raise the stakes. The second girl I had sex with is about to become my brother's wife; a wedding at which I am asked to be the best man.


OMS; True; if being 11 at the time counts.

The person below has wanted to be the other gender just to know what sex feels from the other end of things.

Of course everyone in my challenges must be of age, Smoochy. ;)

And true, I wouldn't mind being a man just to see. I'm often accused of acting like one.

The person below me has fantasized about a historical figure, if so, which one.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Of course everyone in my challenges must be of age, Smoochy. ;)

And true, I wouldn't mind being a man just to see. I'm often accused of acting like one.

The person below me has fantasized about a historical figure, if so, which one.

Is Rita Hayworth a historical figure? :devil: How about Marlene Dietrich?

the person below me has fallen in love with a goat.
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
Is Rita Hayworth a historical figure? :devil: How about Marlene Dietrich?

the person below me has fallen in love with a goat.

False, it was still just a kid.

The person below is turned on by a specific accent. (Female accent from Newcastle upon Tyne does it for me)
 
smoochypig said:
In true literotic ego stroking fashion; I see your best answer and raise the stakes. The second girl I had sex with is about to become my brother's wife; a wedding at which I am asked to be the best man.
That's a contender. Does your brother know? If not, I'd go light on the booze at the bachelor party.

Accent? Yes, southern accents get me going, ala Emiily Proctor.

The person below me has had to move a teddy bear off the bed before having sex.
 
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