Person below you X-rated

Ted-E-Bare said:
That's a contender. Does your brother know? If not, I'd go light on the booze at the bachelor party.

Accent? Yes, southern accents get me going, ala Emiily Proctor.

The person below me has had to move a teddy bear off the bed before having sex.

Haha! True and it was not mine!

The person below me has turned down sex with someone because they had a bed full of creepy dolls.
:rolleyes:
 
Uh, false. lol

The person below me has been tempted to buy a "love doll".
 
Sunnie said:
Uh, false. lol

The person below me has been tempted to buy a "love doll".

tempted yes....actually done no

the person below me has worn the underwear of the opposite sex?
 
luvinoral2 said:
tempted yes....actually done no

the person below me has worn the underwear of the opposite sex?

true. but i bought them new. and they're mine. :) and they're boxers. with smilies on them.

the person below me prefers to get off on erotic stories rather than erotic images
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
true. but i bought them new. and they're mine. :) and they're boxers. with smilies on them.

the person below me prefers to get off on erotic stories rather than erotic images

True...I start every day off with a new story from here. but pictures are a close second.

the person below me, has tried to turn a gay/lesbian person "straight"
 
luvinoral2 said:
True...I start every day off with a new story from here. but pictures are a close second.

the person below me, has tried to turn a gay/lesbian person "straight"

false. though i've succeeded in turning a straight girl out.

the person below me wants me based solely on my AV
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
false. though i've succeeded in turning a straight girl out.

the person below me wants me based solely on my AV

I would have to say True...even though i am not a boobs man...i never judge a woman or man wholely on their "parts"

the person below me would like to get to meet my av pic more intimately
 
Originally posted by she_is_my_addiction the person below me wants me based solely on my AV [/B]
I was about to say yes, but it turns out I may be your Dad see thread : The last person to post here

Doesn't sound like you are interested in me anyway.

The person below me has had sex on a boat. Bonus points if it was a canoe.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
I was about to say yes, but it turns out I may be your Dad see thread : The last person to post here

Doesn't sound like you are interested in me anyway.

The person below me has had sex on a boat. Bonus points if it was a canoe.

you're right, guys are either my brothers, my dads, or my bodyguards, but nothing more. :)

doesn't mean you can't say yes, though. :)
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
The person below me has had sex on a boat. Bonus points if it was a canoe.
Not actualy on it - but I have used boats as (attempted) seduction tools.

The person below me has had sexual contact (not necessarily the full monty) on a public beach.
 
True, and the full monty.

The person before me has given or received oral sex in ocean water.
 
BlackShanglan said:
True, and the full monty.

The person before me has given or received oral sex in ocean water.

Nope. False.

The person below me has been publicly jerked off.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Nope. False.

The person below me has been publicly jerked off.

False.

The person below me knows someone they desperately want and have never said a word.
 
minsue said:
False.

The person below me knows someone they desperately want and have never said a word.

True, alas. (actually I said it but he was too drunk to remember it later. I hope)

The person below me had their heart broken, and still fucked the person that did it.
 
carsonshepherd said:
True, alas. (actually I said it but he was too drunk to remember it later. I hope)

The person below me had their heart broken, and still fucked the person that did it.

Oh, yeah....

But in my defense, it was a long, long time ago.

The person below me has been so loud while having sex that the neighbors called the cops.
 
cloudy said:
Oh, yeah....

But in my defense, it was a long, long time ago.

The person below me has been so loud while having sex that the neighbors called the cops.

False...but they sure pounded on the apt wall between us.

the person below me has/had a lust crush on their neighbor.
 
luvinoral2 said:
False...but they sure pounded on the apt wall between us.

the person below me has/had a lust crush on their neighbor.

True, the guy who took my virginity was my neighbor.

The person below me has snuck out of the house to have sex with their neighbor.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
True, the guy who took my virginity was my neighbor.

The person below me has snuck out of the house to have sex with their neighbor.
Ew. You know who my neighbors were! False!

The person below me has had sex in a barn.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Ew. You know who my neighbors were! False!

The person below me has had sex in a barn.

True.

What? We have horses, y'all.......

The person below me has had sex in an elevator.
 
cloudy said:
True.

What? We have horses, y'all.......

The person below me has had sex in an elevator.

False, cause it was broken, but I have had sex on the stairs.

The person below loves to watch themself have sex in the mirror...
 
The_Fool said:
False, cause it was broken, but I have had sex on the stairs.

The person below loves to watch themself have sex in the mirror...

False and I've been known to move them.

The person below me has made out with multiple people in a club while on the dance floor.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
False and I've been known to move them.

The person below me has made out with multiple people in a club while on the dance floor.

True.

The person below me has left one person's bed to go to another.
 
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