Playgrounders Party Boat

Dang...was stumbling by on my way to bed when i saw two beautiful, enticing ladies lounging on this whomping big boat! Can't stay long but was wondering if ya might have a drink for this ugly dwarf with an eating disorder?
 
Dang...was stumbling by on my way to bed when i saw two beautiful, enticing ladies lounging on this whomping big boat! Can't stay long but was wondering if ya might have a drink for this ugly dwarf with an eating disorder?

I don't see a dwarf . . . I see a rat with a really big cock! :eek::eek::eek:

But there are those that like to cast that label on me :D

It's ok. . .you can admit it on the boat. . .we're all friends here. :D
 
If you call yourself innocent again I'm gonna *snort*. ;)

*grabs Bash goes below decks*

Nite Gracie :kiss:

It'd almost be worth it to hear ya snort. *nods*

G'night, Kit. Have a good one . . . I'm gonna hop off the boat and wander to the woods :kiss:
 
**looking around***

Why is it that everytime I wanna go boating, it's always deserted? Dag nab it.
 
**looking around***

Why is it that everytime I wanna go boating, it's always deserted? Dag nab it.


*sneaks up behind Bash. . .snatches towel*

You should pay better attention, I'm always lurking! :devil:
 
*sneaks up behind Bash. . .snatches towel*

You should pay better attention, I'm always lurking! :devil:

*grabs end of towel, yanking...jerking you back till you fall into my arms**


Howdy, darlin'. *kiss* Miss me?
 
I know what you're up too. . .You're trying to get me to dance! :eek:

Hmmm...yeah...Dance. That's it! yanno, if you aren't confident about dancing...you should practice the moves first. Lay down on your back...lift your legs....let your feet flail about.
 
Hmmm...yeah...Dance. That's it! yanno, if you aren't confident about dancing...you should practice the moves first. Lay down on your back...lift your legs....let your feet flail about.

:eek:You pervert. . .that's not dancing. . .that's. . .ummm. . .something else!:eek:
 
Oh such a problem. . .please Sir, don't throw me in that briarpatch. *bites lip*

Yes, I have read that book! :p Besides, looks like we have the whole topside deck to ourselves. Guess nobody wants to go sailing today!
 
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