You're a pervert?![]()
Pffffffffffffffft. I'm too innocent for that
But there are those that like to cast that label on me

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You're a pervert?![]()

Dang...was stumbling by on my way to bed when i saw two beautiful, enticing ladies lounging on this whomping big boat! Can't stay long but was wondering if ya might have a drink for this ugly dwarf with an eating disorder?
But there are those that like to cast that label on me![]()

I don't see a dwarf . . . I see a rat with a really big cock!![]()
must be the tequila.caught that did ya?must be the tequila.

It's ok. . .you can admit it on the boat. . .we're all friends here.![]()

Oy!!! *covers my innocent eyes*
Hurry! Go below!![]()
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If you call yourself innocent again I'm gonna *snort*.
*grabs Bash goes below decks*
Nite Gracie![]()

**looking around***
Why is it that everytime I wanna go boating, it's always deserted? Dag nab it.

*sneaks up behind Bash. . .snatches towel*
You should pay better attention, I'm always lurking!![]()
*grabs end of towel, yanking...jerking you back till you fall into my arms**
Howdy, darlin'. *kiss* Miss me?
*breathless. . .speechless*
That was hot. . .![]()
Tis not the heat that brings perspiration to my brow, darlin'. **dips you and kisses you passionately****dips you and kisses you passionately**
I know what you're up too. . .You're trying to get me to dance!![]()
Hmmm...yeah...Dance. That's it! yanno, if you aren't confident about dancing...you should practice the moves first. Lay down on your back...lift your legs....let your feet flail about.
You pervert. . .that's not dancing. . .that's. . .ummm. . .something else!
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you have a problem with that, darlin?![]()
Oh such a problem. . .please Sir, don't throw me in that briarpatch. *bites lip*
Besides, looks like we have the whole topside deck to ourselves. Guess nobody wants to go sailing today!Yes, I have read that book!Besides, looks like we have the whole topside deck to ourselves. Guess nobody wants to go sailing today!
All alone. . .with you. . .uh oh![]()


Hey gurl!! how are you?? how's everything??
*grabbing glass of wine* Mmmm..i soo need this!!




Hey gurl!! how are you?? how's everything??
*grabbing glass of wine* Mmmm..i soo need this!!
Hi there sweet Cipher!!!!
How are you today?