Please allow me to bitch!

:kiss: :kiss: ((((((((((((((((Barn)))))))))))))))))))))))):kiss: :kiss:

Well I made it back from Alabama and I must say I missed you somethin fierce! I sure hope you are doing good. I see you gotten some "pussy" while I've been away...good for you baby!:devil:

((((((((((((( E )))))))))))))) I went, I endured, I survived! My perfect sister has not so perfect kids (they are monsters). I also got to see my sadistic bitch sister and was able to pay her back for some of the wretched pain she bestowed upon me as a child when I gave her a deep tissue massage....*laughs wickedly*

((((((((((((((((((((Bitchers))))))))))))))))))))))))


Nice to be back!
 
*Hugs Ashleigh* Good too see you back hun, I've missed ya. Can't help laughing at you with that wicked laugh of your's and your revenge on your sis.

Hope we get to catch up in a few days.
 
:kiss:'s for Barn, happy to see ya! Hope you feel better sweetie.

((((((((((((((((((Barn))))))))))))))))))
 
P3 said:
*Hugs Ashleigh* Good too see you back hun, I've missed ya. Can't help laughing at you with that wicked laugh of your's and your revenge on your sis.

Hope we get to catch up in a few days.

It was quite funny actually...every time she said "OWWWW!" I said, "oh but I'm realeasing the lactic acid out of that particular muscle...oh does that hurt? <squeeze harder>:devil: Then I said (under my breath of course) This is for the time when i was 5 and YOU decided my teeth WERE loose enough to pull!"

Karma..it catches up with everyone:p

Now, Barn darlin, are you feeling poorly? extra HUGS and :kiss:es for you hunny:heart:
 
Raindear816 said:
It was quite funny actually...every time she said "OWWWW!" I said, "oh but I'm realeasing the lactic acid out of that particular muscle...oh does that hurt? <squeeze harder>:devil: Then I said (under my breath of course) This is for the time when i was 5 and YOU decided my teeth WERE loose enough to pull!"

Karma..it catches up with everyone:p

Now, Barn darlin, are you feeling poorly? extra HUGS and :kiss:es for you hunny:heart:


You are such a devil, but it's so damn hilarious. Good for you girl...so damn happy I have a great relationship with my own sis.:D Remind me not to piss you off girl...:eek:
 
P3 said:
You are such a devil, but it's so damn hilarious. Good for you girl...so damn happy I have a great relationship with my own sis.:D Remind me not to piss you off girl...:eek:

Oh I love my perfect sister...how could I not? She's perfect after all:rolleyes:
BUT (and it's a biggin)...I am the baby of 3 girls...The Sadistic Bitch Sis is 10 years my senior and we haven't been friends since I grew outta being like a real baby-doll for her to play with. (Funny, she acts the same way with dogs. If they are puppies, she loves them. When they get older, she discards them).

My Perfect Sister is 8 years my senior and a Bible beater to boot. I can't say much more than we just don't see eye to eye on a BUNCHA things.:devil:

sorry to hear about the roadblocks E. I hope we can catch up soon. By the time we do, I'll prolly have a story outta the whole deal:D
 
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Barn))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Hope you feel better soon sugar. I miss you! I am holding you close in my thoughts:heart::kiss::kiss:

HUGS to the (((((((((((((((((Bitchers))))))))))))))))))

Cookie that was fantastic! I love it...cocksuckers! hehehe:devil::D you are a hoot! Hope all is well with you:rose:.
 
Raindear816 said:
:kiss: :kiss: ((((((((((((((((Barn)))))))))))))))))))))))):kiss: :kiss:

Well I made it back from Alabama and I must say I missed you somethin fierce! I sure hope you are doing good. I see you gotten some "pussy" while I've been away...good for you baby!:devil:

((((((((((((( E )))))))))))))) I went, I endured, I survived! My perfect sister has not so perfect kids (they are monsters). I also got to see my sadistic bitch sister and was able to pay her back for some of the wretched pain she bestowed upon me as a child when I gave her a deep tissue massage....*laughs wickedly*

((((((((((((((((((((Bitchers))))))))))))))))))))))))


Nice to be back!

Great to see you back, sweetheart. While you were gone Elizabeth gave me a little pussy and Sexylady gave a a great big pussy! lol.

I missed ya, babydoll. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
P3 said:
You are such a devil, but it's so damn hilarious. Good for you girl...so damn happy I have a great relationship with my own sis.:D Remind me not to piss you off girl...:eek:
Lol, note to self...DO NOT piss off Ash!

Hey, Elizabeth, missed ya since I've been sick, hope you're doing well, sweetheart. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
barn888 said:
Lol, you always make me smile, sweetheart. :kiss:



I intend on trying out at Lit's comedy club...:)


Truly Barn...I hope you are okay...I fool a lot but I care...:kiss:
 
barn888 said:
Great to see you back, sweetheart. While you were gone Elizabeth gave me a little pussy and Sexylady gave a a great big pussy! lol.

I missed ya, babydoll. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
I saw all that! You have been gettin your fair share hunny, wonder if you're all "pussied" out?:devil::kiss::cattail:
 
EarthquakeMan said:
This is as close as I could find
for a Christmas card for ya :eek:


http://www.diskuspublishing.com/barn.jpg

Screaming hinges if the Barn door opens!
NOW that is PERFECT!!!!! Michael you're a hoot! Where you find this stuff is beyond me, but I love it!:kiss:

(((((((((((((((((((:)kiss:Barn:kiss: ))))))))))))))))))))))
Hope you're feeling better baby. We have the flu here:rolleyes:, (stomach and snot). Tha's my bitch.

HUGS Elizabeth wherever you are :rose:

originally posted by Kellii:sista rain god its been awile great av!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUGS Kellii, it has been a while, hope you are doing well and have Happy holidays. I kinda liked that a/v too, thanks...the bra is a bit uncomfortable, but it doesn't stay on too long

((((((((((((((((((((((((((Bitchers))))))))))))))))))))))))))
 
cookiejar said:
I intend on trying out at Lit's comedy club...:)


Truly Barn...I hope you are okay...I fool a lot but I care...:kiss:

Well, I'm sick as a dawg right now, I hate colds! :(

But thanks for caring, sweetheart. :kiss:
 
Raindear816 said:
I saw all that! You have been gettin your fair share hunny, wonder if you're all "pussied" out?:devil::kiss::cattail:


Oh no, darlin, I needs lotsa pussy! ;) :devil: :kiss:
 
Raindear816 said:
NOW that is PERFECT!!!!! Michael you're a hoot! Where you find this stuff is beyond me, but I love it!:kiss:

(((((((((((((((((((:)kiss:Barn:kiss: ))))))))))))))))))))))
Hope you're feeling better baby. We have the flu here:rolleyes:, (stomach and snot). Tha's my bitch.

HUGS Elizabeth wherever you are :rose:

HUGS Kellii, it has been a while, hope you are doing well and have Happy holidays. I kinda liked that a/v too, thanks...the bra is a bit uncomfortable, but it doesn't stay on too long

((((((((((((((((((((((((((Bitchers))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Hi sweetheart, I'm sorry that the flu has hit your house, I'm still pretty sick myself, and hating every minute of it!

((((((((((((((((((Ashleigh)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Love you, baby. :heart: :kiss: :heart:
 
My cure

I feel so sorry for all of you with the cold and flu! They are miserable. I haven't (knock on wood) been sick for several years, but when I do this is my cure:

Wrap yourself in multiple blankets, soak your feet in hot water, and drink hot lemonade....it will sweat it out of you.

But the best cure, (please be aware I hardly ever drink) is buy a pint of Sourthern Comfort and polish it off in one evening straight, no mixers (mixers will give you a hang over). The first couple of swallows burn the heck out of your throat, but then it goes down nice and easy after that. It will knock those little virus bugs right on thier behinds.:) :rose: :rose:
 
Re: My cure

Succulent-one said:
I feel so sorry for all of you with the cold and flu! They are miserable. I haven't (knock on wood) been sick for several years, but when I do this is my cure:

Wrap yourself in multiple blankets, soak your feet in hot water, and drink hot lemonade....it will sweat it out of you.

But the best cure, (please be aware I hardly ever drink) is buy a pint of Sourthern Comfort and polish it off in one evening straight, no mixers (mixers will give you a hang over). The first couple of swallows burn the heck out of your throat, but then it goes down nice and easy after that. It will knock those little virus bugs right on thier behinds.:) :rose: :rose:


Thans for the tips, this is the first cold I've had in 4 years and it's kickin my ass, I need to get a bottlt of Southern Comfort as you suggested. :rolleyes:
 
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