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flywater said:
damn!! jusr popped in and I learned real quickly not to piss off Raindear or Succelent-one! you both sound like people who I would hate to have ae enemies!!!
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Dear Flywater,
I am usually cordial and do not get pissed here on Lit. Life is just too short to spend wasting such emotions. Forgive the outbursts before. I am usually on the bitch thread passing out hugs and kisses to friends, so for the sake of a future friend...here's a HUG for you.
 
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EarthquakeMan said:
:D butt-fungus? May I borrow that colorful term?
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yes you may and I have a plethera of many more disgustingly colorful terms that will tickle your fancy:p;)
HUGS Michael!

My personal favorites....

infected butt-hair
and of course...Dickfer you ask "what the hell's a dickfer?" I reply,"why it's to piss out of!"

corny I know:D

now where's barn? (((((((((((((((((((((((BARN))))))))))))))))))))))))
:kiss:
 
Raindear816 said:
Dear Flywater,
I am usually cordial and do not get pissed here on Lit. Life is just too short to spend wasting such emotions. Forgive the outbursts before. I am usually on the bitch thread passing out hugs and kisses to friends, so for the sake of a future friend...here's a HUG for you.
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no assumptions made, just my luck to walk into a minefield, but, I am pleased to meet you and ... ((((Raindear))))
 
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Raindear816 said:
LOL this limp dick is a she...so I reckoon we can find other names for HER. I'm over it now, but belittling me was the final straw. She got a PM from me and I handled it like a southern belle. Now that I am over it, I can show my ass:p! LOL
Thanks ((((((((((((((((Succulent-one)))))))))))))))))))))) :rose: I appreciate it.

Have a great rest of your weekend.
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LOL by the time she is done belittleing her man....he probably has a limp dick!:D ...and that would serve her right! LOL

{{{{{{{{{{{{Rain}}}}}}}}}}}
 
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Succulent-one said:
LOL by the time she is done belittleing her man....he probably has a limp dick!:D ...and that would serve her right! LOL

{{{{{{{{{{{{Rain}}}}}}}}}}}
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LMAO:D be-little...hehehe I'm a stinker!

((((((((((((((((((Succulent-one)))))))))))))))))))) take care girlie!

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Barn)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I sure do miss you.

((((((((((((((((((((((((((( E )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I miss you too my friend. I hope things are good for you.

Hey Gusty! You are looking lovely as usual! Hope you are happy and warm.

((((((((((((((((((((Ammo)))))))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((((((Knight)))))))))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((((((Michael))))))))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((insert name here))))))))))))))))))))))

:kiss:es and HUGS to friends and guests:D
 
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Raindear816 said:
LOL this limp dick is a she...so I reckoon we can find other names for HER. I'm over it now, but belittling me was the final straw. She got a PM from me and I handled it like a southern belle. Now that I am over it, I can show my ass:p! LOL
Thanks ((((((((((((((((Succulent-one)))))))))))))))))))))) :rose: I appreciate it.

Have a great rest of your weekend.
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I for one can not wait for you to show your ass!

It is such a fine, mouth watering, succulent, yeah-thats-right-ass it is sure to be one helluva showing.


<kisses>

Groove
 
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Dr. Groove said:
I for one can not wait for you to show your ass!

It is such a fine, mouth watering, succulent, yeah-thats-right-ass it is sure to be one helluva showing.


<kisses>

Groove
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this ass? :kiss: have a great night Groove baby!
 
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Raindear816 said:
this ass? :kiss: have a great night Groove baby!
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Yes, THAT ass.

That red-hot sexy ass.

<kiss>





I want you.
 
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Raindear816 said:
:kiss:
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Don't let the GB get you down, darlin. To most of them, angst is a way of life. A "bitching" thread there would be redundant, they can make any thread a bitch fest.

Now, where were we?
 
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Dr. Groove said:
Don't let the GB get you down, darlin. To most of them, angst is a way of life. A "bitching" thread there would be redundant, they can make any thread a bitch fest.

Now, where were we?
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Oh sugar, don't you worry, the GB isn't getting me down. I prefer "going down" on my own accord. I rather like bitching here and passing out kisses and hugs. Life's too short to stay hateful.

I think you were spankin my ass:devil::kiss:
 
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Raindear816 said:
LOL this limp dick is a she...so I reckoon we can find other names for HER. I'm over it now, but belittling me was the final straw. She got a PM from me and I handled it like a southern belle. Now that I am over it, I can show my ass:p! LOL
Thanks ((((((((((((((((Succulent-one)))))))))))))))))))))) :rose: I appreciate it.

Have a great rest of your weekend.
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Goodness! 'Fuckwad....wilted carrot......butt fungus'. Such mastery of the language of Milton and Pepys, Shaw and Shakespeare deserves fulsome praise! :D

If you need any 'back-up' (as they MIGHT say in Glasgow), I'm your man!:kiss:

By the way, it IS a very, very cute derriere!
 
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Raindear816 said:
this ass? :kiss: have a great night Groove baby!
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Dang girl....captain sunshine better appreciate that...errr thong! :D :rose:
 
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ram1_2 said:
Goodness! 'Fuckwad....wilted carrot......butt fungus'. Such mastery of the language of Milton and Pepys, Shaw and Shakespeare deserves fulsome praise! :D

If you need any 'back-up' (as they MIGHT say in Glasgow), I'm your man!:kiss:

By the way, it IS a very, very cute derriere!
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:kiss: Ram baby:kiss: You are such a gentleman and so sexy. I'd share my derriere with you anytime;).:kiss::heart: Just let me "back up" against you:devil: .
 
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Succulent-one said:
Dang girl....captain sunshine better appreciate that...errr thong! :D :rose:
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unfortunately, he hardly looks anymore...another one of my bitches.:rolleyes:

HUGS Succulent-one...hey come to Suck University, I really need a new sorority sista and all you have to do is pleasure men.:rose: Click on the link in my sig line.
 
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Raindear816 said:
unfortunately, he hardly looks anymore...another one of my bitches.:rolleyes:

HUGS Succulent-one...hey come to Suck University, I really need a new sorority sista and all you have to do is pleasure men.:rose: Click on the link in my sig line.
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Ahhh! Yes, talking of pleasuring men, darling, sensual Raindear, isn't it about time to engage the reverse gear you mentioned? Oh, and I am sure that the ivy-clad walls of old Suck U will welcome dear Succulent-one - goodness, I am even sure that we will give her advanced standing (or is that, advanced kneeling?)

Happy, erotic Valentine's Day to ALL !:kiss:
 
Happy Valentine's Day, Rain. :kiss:

I'd have dropped off your Valentine at the U, but . . . hey, I'd just get in trouble there.
 
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