Prenancy runs rampant in state

[carini]

I swear to god i know soooo many pregnant women right now....
My best friend
My friend Bonnie (due on the 11th )
My friend Melissa
My friend Corrine
about 5 differnet women i work with.... not to mention the 4 that have had a baby within the last 2 months...

it's like a boom here

is it like this anywhere else or is god mocking the fact that i am single LOL

 

[OUTSIDER]

How about putting down what state your from then we might be able to offer explanation's....?

 

[carini]

I live in Illinois.. and all but two of the women i mentioned live in this town

 

[OUTSIDER]

we need some people here with a better memory than me and try to remember what was happening around the time everone got pregnant.
My birthday is in september and I know that most people born in that month are the result of a happy xmas if you get my meaning.

 

[carini]

I was a fun Valentine's night

(born in Nov.)

 

[Weird Harold]

I was a fun Valentine's night

(born in Nov.)

I as a hunting accident -- born in July.

 

[carini]

I was a fun Valentine's night

(born in Nov.)

I as a hunting accident -- born in July.

lmao

 

[Countess DeWinter]

A few years ago, some good friends of ours had 4 grandchildren in two months.

Their daughter-in-law and both of their daughters delivered daughters within 8 or 9 weeks of each other...one having twins.


No one wanted to go over to their house to have dinner

 

[Bahamut]

STOP HAVING CHILDREN..........


THE WORLD DOES NOT NEED ANYMORE OF THOSE SICK LITTLE BASTARDS..

 

[genderbender]

is it like this anywhere else or is god mocking the fact that i am single LOL

You might like to know, according to statistics published by the US Census Bureau, that -

Illinois with a population of 12,419,000 will have...
180,075 births this year, or 493 a day.

The United States with a population of 281,421,000 will have...
4,080,604 births this year, or 11,179 a day.

Seems like everyones having kids! Amazing! Take your time and don't worry, you'll get pregnant soon enough. If you're lucky you might even be married.

 

[Amadeus]

OHmigod, not prenancy again!

There was an epidemic of it when I was there too.

Wasn't there a song called "prenancy" back in the thirties? It might have been Hoagy Carmichael, but he was from Indiana, I thought.

 

[Lost Soul]

New Mexico is #1 for out of wedlock births. 29 year old grandmothers are not that uncommon.

 

[Todd]

Honest I was no wheres near illonois last june and july

 

[Beebeeblue]

Honest I was no wheres near illonois last june and july

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You kill me Toddy!!!!

 

[Todd]

Honest I was no wheres near illonois last june and july

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You kill me Toddy!!!!

noooooooooooo, i didn't want to kill you, maybe make sweet music with you but never kill you

 

[Beebeeblue]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!! Since you put it that way...




QUICK!! Someone distract Turner when he comes in!!!



*running off to find dark room with Todd*

 

[Todd]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!! Since you put it that way...
QUICK!! Someone distract Turner when he comes in!!!

*running off to find dark room with Todd*

Oh my

 

[TurnerBackwards]

***Runs in room, kicks Todd's -still- virgin ass, drags Beebeeblue out of room, by the hair, kicking and screaming***

 

[*bratcat*]

conceived in the back of a car...

 

[Weird Harold]

Illinois with a population of 12,419,000 will have...
180,075 births this year, or 493 a day.

The United States with a population of 281,421,000 will have...
4,080,604 births this year, or 11,179 a day.

(11,179-493)/49 = 218.1 (average per state for the other 49 states.

That sounds like Carini isn't imagining things since Illinois is prjected to have more than double the average for the other 49 states!

(The accuracy of the stated figures from genderbender wasn't questioned. If they are in fact correct, then -- Wow!)

 

[carini]

***Runs in room, kicks Todd's -still- virgin ass, drags Beebeeblue out of room, by the hair, kicking and screaming***

*grabs todd all for herself *

 

[fgarvb1]

i'm just glad sombody getting some..!!!

it was pretty good ...as best as i can recall.!