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[Shankara20]

 

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[Bramblethorn]

My friend has a new job in a Halloween shop, assembling Dracula dolls. He only has one co-worker, so he has to make every second Count.

 

[gracie920101]

Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords.

 

[Shankara20]

 

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[gracie920101]

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

 

[Shankara20]

 

[gracie920101]

 

[gracie920101]

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!

 

[Shankara20]

 

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[TANSTAAFL58]

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I just read a treatise on Mermaids. Evidently they wear sea shells. And if they don't fit...











They try A shells, B shells and D shells​

(rimshot please)

 

[Shankara20]

(rimshot please)

 

[Shankara20]

Q what do Y/you call catta lemurs' songs?
A cattastrophes

 

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[TANSTAAFL58]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=94520293&postcount=25

One from the Christmas thread

 

[Shankara20]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=94520293&postcount=25

One from the Christmas thread

 

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