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Pssst, Brad! I sorta miss ShavedGuy and his non-PC jokes :eek:

I'm posting one here, just for old times sake ;)



A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"

St. Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer."So the zebra went off in search of God.
When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?

God simply replied "You are what you are."
The zebra returned to see St.Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?

The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.'
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.

The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that for certain?"

"Because," said St. Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You IS what you IS."


:eek:

ok, I'll shut the fuck up now... :devil:

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Good one Ran!:D
 
I went surfing this morning and met this little cutie. I was there to take some pix as well. I asked her if she would be in a few for "perspective" lol.


I am glad that she agreed ;)
Pretty lady and beautiful photos, Luke!




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Long time no see Brad - hope you are doing fine

nice pic Ran = have you seen that video with the small cat and big cat fighting on utube?


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Long time no see Brad - hope you are doing fine

nice pic Ran = have you seen that video with the small cat and big cat fighting on utube?


:)

I've been better, but I'm on a road to recovery. :)

How are you Vickie?
 
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