Super Bowl Cumday

[zetacon4]

Re: Re: break out the blue.jpg

Oh yeah, I can give you more blue stick. A lot more. Bet me.

But let's hear you beg. That or lend me your credit cards.

LMFNAO! (Laughing My Fucking Naked Ass Off) I now have a slutty concept for a Pro Bowl Commercial. Stay tuned!

May I do my begging from the position of my mouth firmly attached to your pussy, with the vibrations of my mumbling driving your clit skyward? I hope that is the appropriate position for begging!

You are such a sweet hot slutty girl! Do you have a small extra space in your closet for me!??

I'd even be content with a space in your panties drawer!

 

[sarahhh]

I've got PMS

You guys are giving me PMS.

Yep, Postgame Misbehavior Syndrome. Keep "it" up. Me can be really bad.

A couple of my girlfriends are going to host a Pro Bowl party. Hawaiian theme of course--everyone gets a lay.

Whose going to watch that stupid game, anyway? They want me to do my stand-up comedy routine and impersonations.

Do you mind if I try out some of my stuff on you all?

 

[GonjaMan]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[eyesofbluewi]

Stand UP routine

Its working for me.. I'm standing UP and your routine has just started!!

 

[LOST&FOUND]

What do we get if we make you laugh?

 

[sarahhh]

What do we get if we make you laugh?

How about a piece of this?

(Pic courtesy of curved_richard dicking around all bent out of shape again. I'm not this vain)

 

[LOST&FOUND]

How about a piece of this?...

That sounds fair.

 

[Emperor Zak]

I think your ass would look even nicer with my hand on it...

 

[sarahhh]

Re: break out the blue.jpg

Please lord... tell me you have more pics of that gorgeous dildo.

and, could you move that skirt higher? I want to see that thing in place like your story! If you had a dick, I'd be sucking it so fast...!!!

Now, more of that hot blue stick... er dick!

How did you like your breakfast this morning?

My new blue dick story was just posted today. "A Heart-on For Daddy." Just click on the link below. After you read it leave a real nice Pubic Comment and maybe you can be my uncle and I'll let you fuck it instead of suck it.

Keeping on the theme of this thread, more football fun cumming soon. Stay tuned!

 

[Lovin_to_death]

heh is that the new breakfast of champions

 

[sarahhh]

heh is that the new breakfast of champions

Yeah, and mine don't make you fat. Less calories and no need for birth control.

Impersonating...

Here's one of my impersonations. This individual appeared on the Super Bowl telecast.

WHO IS IT?

I have lots of "Super Bowl" impersonations. Whoever gets three right first gets one wish granted (for a pic--within reason--no fucking animals--fucking dudes with a big blue dick is acceptable).

 

[crash42877]

.....

 

[curved_richard]

Yeah, and mine don't make you fat. Less calories and no need for birth control.

Impersonating...

Here's one of my impersonations. This individual appeared on the Super Bowl telecast.

WHO IS IT?

I have lots of "Super Bowl" impersonations. Whoever gets three right first gets one wish granted (for a pic--within reason--no fucking animals--fucking dudes with a big blue dick is acceptable).

Or what is it! Its a car with one headlight out!

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

I'm drunk and naked and I lost a hundred bucks.

Cum gamble on me and you can willin all back!

 

[sarahhh]

Looks like Janet Jackson to me....But wasn't it her right breast?

That was too easy! Right breast, right. I did that to try and throw you off a little.

Curved_richard, take your dick out of your hand and pay attention! You want to win a wish don't you?

Okay, this one is a little tougher. And it's a PERSON who appeared on the Super Bowl telecast.

WHO IS THIS?

If nobody gets it after awhile I'll give clues.

 

[curved_richard]

Yeah, and mine don't make you fat. Less calories and no need for birth control.

Impersonating...

Here's one of my impersonations. This individual appeared on the Super Bowl telecast.

WHO IS IT?

I have lots of "Super Bowl" impersonations. Whoever gets three right first gets one wish granted (for a pic--within reason--no fucking animals--fucking dudes with a big blue dick is acceptable).

fucking dudes with a big blue dick is acceptable!

I'm in luck!

 

[curved_richard]

That was too easy! Right breast, right. I did that to try and throw you off a little.

Curved_richard, take your dick out of your hand and pay attention! You want to win a wish don't you?

Okay, this one is a little tougher. And it's a PERSON who appeared on the Super Bowl telecast.

WHO IS THIS?

If nobody gets it after awhile I'll give clues.

I know I know!
Its how to get a chipped tooth!

 

[NAKEYSNAKEY]

That was too easy! Right breast, right. I did that to try and throw you off a little.

Curved_richard, take your dick out of your hand and pay attention! You want to win a wish don't you?

Okay, this one is a little tougher. And it's a PERSON who appeared on the Super Bowl telecast.

WHO IS THIS?

If nobody gets it after awhile I'll give clues.

[color=deep pink] Monica Lewinsky??[/color]

 

[zetacon4]

This sure is a fun game!

Your first one was a dead give-away!

The second must be from one of those penis meds commercials!

Sadly, I was taken away during the game and missed those.
(don't need them anyway!)

So, tell me! Did I win?

 

[sarahhh]

You guys are almost hopeless.

Don't you want to win a big blue dick butt fuck?

Here's a clue for "impersonation two."

GET A FUCKING CLUE: Warren Sapp does an incredible impression of this person (much better than me).

 

[zetacon4]

Sorry babe!

I don't even know who Warren Sapp is. (no references)

But, I sure do want that big blue butt fuck!

I'm reading your story right now!

You are one mean horny girl!

Hope you don't mind... I have totally gone bonkers for ya!

Thanks for such hot stories!

(edited: You baaaaaaad girl! I really must cum to one of your strap-on parties!)

 

[RawHumor]

The second must be from one of those penis meds commercials!

Ditka?

But I doubt that Warren Sapp does a Ditka imitation.

 

[Cavediver]

Yeah, and mine don't make you fat. Less calories and no need for birth control.

Impersonating...

Here's one of my impersonations. This individual appeared on the Super Bowl telecast.

WHO IS IT?

I have lots of "Super Bowl" impersonations. Whoever gets three right first gets one wish granted (for a pic--within reason--no fucking animals--fucking dudes with a big blue dick is acceptable).

JANET JACKSON!

 

[Cavediver]

That was too easy! Right breast, right. I did that to try and throw you off a little.

Curved_richard, take your dick out of your hand and pay attention! You want to win a wish don't you?

Okay, this one is a little tougher. And it's a PERSON who appeared on the Super Bowl telecast.

WHO IS THIS?

If nobody gets it after awhile I'll give clues.

# 2 must be Kid Rock or Po Diddy. One of them grabbed a cock didnt' they?

 

[usmctwitch]

You guys are almost hopeless.

Don't you want to win a big blue dick butt fuck?

Here's a clue for "impersonation two."

GET A FUCKING CLUE: Warren Sapp does an incredible impression of this person (much better than me).

Is the mystery person part of the broadcast team, or the halftime show?