Talking penis puppet play

[Yarglenurp]

So have any of you ever looked at your penis and moved the tip like a mouth to make it say things? Nothing too deep, just some positive affirmations, like “I’m doing great today!” Just kind as a way to cheer yourself up.

I usually give it a chirpy voice, but am wondering if a deep voice would be more appropriate. I’ve been wondering if it’d be better if I glued on some googly eyes.

 

[RoryN]

I used to ask for his opinion, but he just pisses on everything.

 

[Yarglenurp]

I used to ask for his opinion, but he just pisses on everything.

Maybe you haven’t been exposing him to enough new environments