Teach an old dog some tricks... period?

[indyweasel]

*wraps coral up in a big hug and kisses her softly*

come here sweetie.. I've got this trick that my tongue will do that I'd love to show ya

 

[teresafannin]

I wouldn't try to teach him some new tricks, I would teach him how to pack & show him the door. You deserve much more & I doubt he will ever change. My ex husband had some of the same hangups, that is one of the reasons he is my ex. I think a good relationship is based upon a partnership & what you are in is anything but a partnership. Good luck, I hope things get better for you, life is too short to be unfulfilled.

 

[SweetCherry]

I've brought it up politely, begged while drunk, threatened with counseling, hurled accusations when pissed, tasted myself to show it's not poison.

The last I did while straddling him, naked but for thigh highs. He jumped out of the bed, knocking me off him, and told me to get dressed.

*lip quivering*

Rose, you haven't got a man there. You have a pig. Any man who is that threatened by the taste of a woman is no man at all. Personally, I think it's time to get a lover or a divorce. It's not working there, and I know sex isn't supposed to be that big of a thing in a relationship, but when it comes right down to it, it really is. Tell him he needs to either get over his irrationality and start to please you or you will find someone who will.

Personally, had it been me who was under you with that last bit, I would have thrown you onto you back and found a way to make you quiver for hours!

*hugs to a fellow gopher state citizen*

 

[coralrose]

*hugs to a fellow gopher state citizen*

WHEEEE!! *HUGS*

I'm just finishing a story about Minnesota love (for humor and satire)... I'll put a special dedication for you. *grin*

 

[DarlingBri]

First...

I'm sorry about the "Dill" (Dillinger) vs. "DCL" (Dixon Carter Lee) confusion... I grovel in mortification. I have no idea why I did that

Second...

Coralrose, do you actually really suspect he might be gay? Obviously, your instincts will be the best guide (better than those of a bunch of people who have never met him!) but have you also considered he may be having problems with impotency, or struggling with a sexual abuse issue from childhood, or having an affair?

I'm only saying that there could be many reasons for his behaviour; some will probably call for ending the marriage, but others would call for compassion.

It's just something you might want to consider.

 

[coralrose]

I wouldn't try to teach him some new tricks, I would teach him how to pack & show him the door. You deserve much more & I doubt he will ever change. My ex husband had some of the same hangups, that is one of the reasons he is my ex. I think a good relationship is based upon a partnership & what you are in is anything but a partnership. Good luck, I hope things get better for you, life is too short to be unfulfilled.

So true... this isn't just about sex it's about control and self-involvement.

Bri... good points! I hadn't considered some of them. But, I think I have the entire mystery figured out now.

Not too long ago, he said that in his list of priorities, his mother comes first. He tells her things on the phone in whispers and they talk at least two times a day. In college, all of his friends wacked off fantasizing about his mom (she's a hottie).

Methinks incestual fantasies make him act the way he does. Hmmm...

And to all the offers of assistance, I have no plans this weekend. *wicked grin*

 

[SweetCherry]

Rose, I can think of a few things to do to keep your weekend filled. And since we are in the same state...*grinning impishly*

 

[MinkSoul]

Drags in a 55 gallon drum of Wesson Oil...

someone say they're free this weekend???

 

[SweetCherry]

MS, you don't happen to have a 'thing' for oil, do you?

 

[MinkSoul]

well....now that you mention it....

there's something about Slippery Naked Woman that gets me....um.....shall we say:


.....excited.....





{{{Drool}}}.....{{{Throbb}}}
pant pant pant

 

[SweetCherry]

*acing over and throwing the top of the drum of oil and hopping in*

OK, I'm naked and slippery. When does the fun begin?

 

[coralrose]

Woooo-hooooo

*stretches out in the oil*

Who's ready for some wrestling?

 

[MinkSoul]

Oh My.....where to start...

Fondles SweetCherry's feet

 

[MinkSoul]

Licks up the back of coralrose thighs...





humming 'I'm in Heaven

 

[SweetCherry]

*grins impishly and streaches out beside Coralrose and gets her in a headlock*

Damn, maybe that should be liplock instead!

 

[coralrose]

Re: Licks up the back of coralrose thighs...

humming 'I'm in Heaven

Hums along... hmm, do you know what is fun to do while you're humming?

 

[MinkSoul]

Yup....

i'm working my way up there...

 

[Problem Child]

figuratively speaking: fuck him.

literally speaking: Go find someone that will really make love to you....









[Edited by Problem Child on 03-30-2001 at 05:56 PM]

 

[Blackbich]

So your man loves for you to do unto him what he refuses to do unto you? That sounds like a selfish SOB to me. I think you need to tell him how important it is to you. If things don't change - kick his ass to the curb. It's not just about the sex part, it's the fact he's claiming to love you and he's not willing to at least try.

And what's with this mother thing?

 

[coralrose]

So your man loves for you to do unto him what he refuses to do unto you? That sounds like a selfish SOB to me. I think you need to tell him how important it is to you. If things don't change - kick his ass to the curb. It's not just about the sex part, it's the fact he's claiming to love you and he's not willing to at least try.

And what's with this mother thing?

I need to start checking the S&M boards more because it seems like I love being beat up and miserable. Tonight he asked when the last time we had sex was (January) and said he may start really bitching soon. Hello?! I used it as a perfect opportunity to open the lines of communication.

Taking Bri's advice, I gently asked if anything was going on and if he had thought more about what I've said before regarding foreplay, oral sex, etc. His words...

"The only problem is that we're not having any." Then he turned to the TV (we were watching gymnastics) and shouted "Show me the money shot!"

I'm seeing a lawyer on Monday.

 

[SweetCherry]

Good call, coralrose! This guy is an ass. You deserve better. He needs to be smacked up alongside the hewad with a 2by4. Wanna borrow mine?

 

[coralrose]

Good call, coralrose! This guy is an ass. You deserve better. He needs to be smacked up alongside the hewad with a 2by4. Wanna borrow mine?

Borrow your ass? LOVE to, darlin'!

 

[SweetCherry]

Well, come on over then, sweetness! My hub will be leaving soon, and then I'm alone for quite a while. No men, but women are more than allowed!

 

[DarlingBri]

OK, the guy's a fuckwad

There's obviously something going on under the surface there, but if he's not willing to talk about it, there's not much you can do.

I still think he's gay. If he were into his mother, he'd be all over your body, even if he had his eyes closed and was pretending <ick> that you were she.

How did you hook up with this loser in the first place?!?!

 

[Ajax]

coralrose

I agree with the popular opinion that it's high time to rid yourself of this creep and find some man that will give you the sweet loving you deserve...this guy sounds like a deadend loser..