Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I'm not technically human.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm completely, utterly normal

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I considered becoming a nun.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I never considered entering the Catholic priesthood

 

[cheekygirl75]

I don’t want dessert.

 

[Taegul]

I have a red & blue police light bar on top of my twin turbocharged Yugo so I can get through traffic faster.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I put a V10 into my Yugo - corners like it's on rails!

 

[EctoJohn]

All vehicles I've owned have been three wheelers.

 

[SusanHoward]

I’m a magical and intoxicating girl, always a cheap date.

 

[awired50]

I hate weekends.

 

[EricaAnna]

I'm a concert virgin

 

[pinkparkhorse]

It’s virtually impossible to get in my pants.

 

[Nicefella]

Gosh I just can’t gain weight! I eat everything and I just can’t gain a pound of weight.

 

[EvaLane]

It’s actually like, really easy to get in my pants virtually

 

[Trubbycat]

Margot Robbie is calling me again.

I've told her to leave me alone.

 

[LostHorizon]

I never get into my own pants, virtually or otherwise.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I never get into my own pants, virtually or otherwise.

Either an exhibitionist or Scottish.... maybe both!

I never screw up what I post where. Always dead on, that's me!

 

[EctoJohn]

I used to be a male stripper back in my 20s.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

It’s actually like, really easy to get in my pants virtually

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I am not an old, dirty, alt, guy...

 

[EctoJohn]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

That's inconceivable!

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I don't suffer from resting bitch face

 

[UsuallyPresent]

My humor is a clean and forthright thing.

 

[Taegul]

I'm so good at No Nut November that I always keep going through December, January, February, and March before ending the streak in April. I gotta celebrate finishing my taxes somehow...