Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[J64stephenson]

I can breath under water just like a dolphin

 

[J64stephenson]

I wear a size 13.5 boot.

 

[Melodi24]

I am so ready to cook dinner

 

[J64stephenson]

I’ll help……

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm cool if a guy doesn't wanna go down on me

 

[sunset_dreaming]

I would never ever share my vinyl with her....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm cool if a guy doesn't wanna go down on me

Oh, thank goodness - I never know what to lick, what to suck, what to nip, nor what to bite!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I rarely overthink

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Anxiety? What's that? Never had a problem with that before

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm so handy This Old House wants to hire me!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm so handy I'll be donating SIX extra pairs, once the surgery's done!

 

[EctoJohn]

I used to style my hair after Bart Simpson.

 

[SusanHoward]

When my mom and I go swimming together, guys think we’re sisters!

 

[Him15]

when my mom and I go swimming together guys also think we are sisters

 

[KatieKulka32]

I've walked 500 miles, then walked 500 more, just to get laid.

 

[Jaws82]

I've walked 500 miles, then walked 500 more, just to get laid.

Did you fall right at their door?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Did you fall right at their door?

I confidently strode into their mountain estate, heels clacking on the stone floor, eager for the most extraordinary evening of my life

 

[Jaws82]

I confidently strode into their mountain estate, heels clacking on the stone floor, eager for the most extraordinary evening of my life

Did the heels bring the razzle dazzle?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Did the heels bring the razzle dazzle?

Oh everything brought razzle dazzle

 

[Jaws82]

Oh everything brought razzle dazzle

Especially the hair tie

 

[J64stephenson]

Oh everything brought razzle dazzle

It’s true. I was there. The dazzle was dazzled

 

[KatieKulka32]

Especially the hair tie

It’s true. I was there. The dazzle was dazzled

I had so much fun dazzling them, with my hair tie apparently.

 

[Jaws82]

The hair tie is just a part of the razzle dazzle. A small important part

 

[EctoJohn]

I enjoy porn about hair removal.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Oh, thank goodness - I never know what to lick, what to suck, what to nip, nor what to bite!

I tattooed instruction way down on tummy to make it easy 4 u