Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Jaws82]

I tattooed instruction way down on tummy to make it easy 4 u

I'll make sure not to get lost

 

[Him15]

I'll make sure not to get lost

oh good luck i ended up in Yugoslavia somehow

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'll make sure not to get lost

Fight your way through my jungle to reach the River of De Nile

 

[kreemi_pi]

oh good luck i ended up in Yugoslavia somehow

Climb aboard, u always wanted to Montenegro

 

[Him15]

Climb aboard, u always wanted to Montenegro

very true but dont know how to get there from the past

 

[Jaws82]

Fight your way through my jungle to reach the River of De Nile

Ride the waves

 

[kreemi_pi]

Was Cleopatra in a previous life

 

[Jaws82]

Was Cleopatra in a previous life

Its supposed to be Lies Kreem

 

[Taegul]

I'm supposed to be filming this movie's big love scene with Ana de Armas, but I'm too busy posting on Lit from my trailer. Good thing I got a lock on the door because the director is really pissed right now.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have been in 14 car accidents.
Don't worry, only 9 of them were my fault.

 

[Abeona1]

I am so excited to go to work I can hardly wait. I want to be there now

 

[Cindy027]

I am so sure about this next chapter of my life that I have absolutely no anxiety about it at all.

 

[Celiaxx]

I am a very good girl and my father would be proud of my prudence in the bedroom.

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

I'm bunking of work today. AWOL.

I can't face my colleague, my crush, after last night

 

[deft]

I am a very good girl and my father would be proud of my prudence in the bedroom.

I am @Celiaxx ’s father, and I’m very proud of her.

 

[Wageslave]

I love all my adults responsibilities

 

[WordsthatCaress]

I can make women orgasm through the power of telepathic thought alone.

 

[SusanHoward]

Yes…Yes!…YES!…YESSSS!!!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I know that the G-spot is actually where Giganotosaurus was first discovered

 

[EctoJohn]

I got lost in 2005 and was only found in 2013. Even I don't know where I was.

 

[awired50]

I did not cum over the weekend.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm still doing the No Nut November from last year

 

[EctoJohn]

My underwear is electric.

 

[awired50]

I have never fooled around with a stranger.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

My essay on the discrepancies of the dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park/World franchises has gotten me laid on numerous occasions.