Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Cwtchseeker]

I found Nessie but set them free after she explained that she had a role in the new Jurassic Park movie

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Many years ago, I helped the local Bigfeet (do NOT call them 'Bigfoots'!) shave and get jobs as Football Linemen and Pro Wrestlers.

 

[EctoJohn]

I used to teach theoretical physics before switching fields to study crayons.

 

[Statius]

Many years ago, I helped the local Bigfeet (do NOT call them 'Bigfoots'!) shave and get jobs as Football Linemen and Pro Wrestlers.

Thought it was Proudfeet?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Thought it was Proudfeet?

Thems Hobbitses

 

[Statius]

Precisely

 

[lil_jenni]

I did not buy yet another bag of marked down Halloween candy, and I certainly didn't hide it from my kids and Hubby so I can have it all to myself.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Thems Hobbitses

Nasty Hobbitses!

 

[stickygirl]

Imagine my disappointment to find two unopened packets of custard cream biscuits when we cleared out the boat for winter. Luckily they have long use-by dates so they'll be packed away with the other gear till next year.

 

[Xerxes82]

In October of 2021, I set in motion a chain of events that will bring about the end of life on Earth as we know it in... *checks watch*

Precisely 11 minutes. You're welcome.

 

[Statius]

In October of 2021, I set in motion a chain of events that will bring about the end of life on Earth as we know it in... *checks watch*

Precisely 11 minutes. You're welcome.

Fucking finally.

 

[Statius]

In October of 2021, I set in motion a chain of events that will bring about the end of life on Earth as we know it in... *checks watch*

Precisely 11 minutes. You're welcome.

Oh this is the lying thread. DAMMIT!

 

[Statius]

Did the Mayans post here too somewhere in the beginning of this thread?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Did the Mayans post here too somewhere in the beginning of this thread?

Don't see any knotted cords or carved stone, so I guess not?

 

[snexxer]

Don't see any knotted cords or carved stone, so I guess not?

I bet a few hearts have been ripped out though.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I can woo the ladies into bed with my theory on the true benefactor of the PJ Masks

 

[TunnelKing089]

I had escargot for dinner.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m never awkward and always know what to say in any social interaction.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I love being around people, like so much

 

[KatieKulka32]

I haven't thought about @J D Danger all day.

 

[EctoJohn]

I can manipulate the fabric of space-time.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The cops were called and ruined the party atmosphere tonight. Or is it today? Recently, how's that?

 

[J D Danger]

I haven't thought about @J D Danger all day.

you know you can always DM me

 

[Pad_Foot]

I have a magical prehensile tongue which can lengthen, thicken and lift small dumbbells.

 

[SusanHoward]

Guys sent me 4 silk negligees for my birthday!