Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[pinkparkhorse]

I never masturbate to thoughts of Obama.

 

[Taegul]

I have to butter the inside of all my hats so they can barely fit over my huge head.

 

[justagirlLMA]

Trump really turns me on! The way he puckers up them lips to talk. Feral!!!

 

[EctoJohn]

I can't wear shorts because when I do my cock keep accidentally peeking out the bottom.