Tell me what u believe

[AppleBiter]

I believe in the denizens.

 

[EggShellBoy]

Wow!!!!!!!!

I believe that I thank you all for your contributions so far.

I believe that they may just be the wisest/most stupid/meaningful things i've read for a long time.

And i believe I'm looking forward to lots more.

I also believe in a fine merlot and barbecued spare ribs followed by a right good shag.

 

[cloudy]

I also believe in a fine merlot and barbecued spare ribs followed by a right good shag.

I believe you're right.

 

[SeaCat]

Now this should be a right good thread killer.

As I drove home today I was visually reminded of just how short and preciouse our lives are. I saw the remains of peoples lives piled on the sides of the street for the trashman to pick up as I drove home. I was reminded by this that I had finally heard from my good friend that her and her children were doing okay and were staying at her brothers house. I was reminded that the woman sitting beside me loved me and was my best friend. (She is one of three friends I have.) Finally I was reminded by what she said as she watched the people around us starting to rebuild their lives, she said that life goes on.

Seeing all of this reminded me that what I believe in is what is right for me. I believe in taking every ounce of enjoyment out of life I can. Does that mean my taking a lover? If it is okay with my wife and doesn't hurt her then hell yes. Does that mean her taking a lover, of course it does. (What is good for the goose is good for the Gander.) If you aren't hurting other people then go for it.

In other words, I believe that I shall once again dedicate my life to enjoying life. (If other people don't like that then piss on them.)

Cat

 

[MissBri]

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I believe that I will never really experience truly awesome hot and sweaty make you scream at the top of your lungs sex.

 

[rikaaim]

I believe bills collectors have never lived pay check to pay check.

I also believe they are some of the most gullable people around.

Yesterday two different bill collectors wanted money. I told the one I couldn't give them anything until the 11th of Nov. "But you get paid tomorrow," they said. Yeah, I do, but that money's already spent. They don't get it.

I believe next time I'll just lie to them. Sure, the accounts overdrawn, but I can at least have some fun.

"Sir, your account with us is past due. We need you to make a payment."

"Oh, sure. Go right now. Now, deposit the check. Don't wait. The money won't be there long."

"Really?"

"Yes! Right now. Go!"

"Sir, we just tried your check. It declined again."

"Yeah. I know. I was just fucking wit ya guys. I ain't got no money."

 

[sophia jane]

I believe bills collectors have never lived pay check to pay check.

I also believe they are some of the most gullable people around.

Yesterday two different bill collectors wanted money. I told the one I couldn't give them anything until the 11th of Nov. "But you get paid tomorrow," they said. Yeah, I do, but that money's already spent. They don't get it.

I believe next time I'll just lie to them. Sure, the accounts overdrawn, but I can at least have some fun.

"Sir, your account with us is past due. We need you to make a payment."

"Oh, sure. Go right now. Now, deposit the check. Don't wait. The money won't be there long."

"Really?"

"Yes! Right now. Go!"

"Sir, we just tried your check. It declined again."

"Yeah. I know. I was just fucking wit ya guys. I ain't got no money."

A little tip for you: don't answer the phone.

 

[rikaaim]

A little tip for you: don't answer the phone.

They fucking called me at work.

 

[cloudy]

I believe I need to go back to bed.

 

[eric shawn listo]

I believe for every drop of rain that falls....























...I have to spend a day in the UNLAID thread.

 

[Kassiana]

I believe that most people who believe in hell don't believe they have any chance of going there.

 

[SeaCat]

I believe that I will never really experience truly awesome hot and sweaty make you scream at the top of your lungs sex.

Oh if only I could help you with this.

I believe there is nothing better than to make a woman scream, and moan, and tear up the sheets in pure unadulterated delight.

Cat

(And people wonder why a quickie for me last more than an hour?)

 

[entitled]

i believe i'm going to find a stray Cat. Eventually. Then put him to work.

i also believe i'd best go work on nano before i seriously get my ass kicked for fiddling on here.

 

[chris 44]

i believe i'm going to find a stray Cat. Eventually. Then put him to work.

i also believe i'd best go work on nano before i seriously get my ass kicked for fiddling on here.

Meow

 

[entitled]

Meow

i believe.... some cats should learn to enjoy water if they're going to be 'adopted' for a while. Have to swim to get here.

 

[chris 44]

i believe.... some cats should learn to enjoy water if they're going to be 'adopted' for a while. Have to swim to get here.

I believe I'm better off learning to swim in it than using it to spoil a good whisky.

 

[SeaCat]

I believe I'm better off learning to swim in it than using it to spoil a good whisky.

Amen to that, I think. (Then again I drink Tequila.)

Cat

 

[Guest]

This drinkin' talk is getting me thirsty.

I believe I'm gonna grab a beer and chill and write some porn.

Later, gators.

 

[chris 44]

Amen to that, I think. (Then again I drink Tequila.)

Cat

Whisky was merely an example Cat, the thought applies equally to all alcoholic refreshments (I believe)

 

[entitled]

i believe whiskey is the most vile thing on this planet that was made to be put into the human body.

Mead, now....

 

[SeaCat]

i believe whiskey is the most vile thing on this planet that was made to be put into the human body.

Mead, now....

And I believe the tongue is the most devine thing to be put into the human body.

Meow!

Cat

 

[entitled]

And I believe the tongue is the most devine thing to be put into the human body.

Meow!

Cat

i believe that depends on what other parts are being offered.
Can't forget things like fists and penises and such. Having a choice is a good thing.

 

[SeaCat]

i believe that depends on what other parts are being offered.
Can't forget things like fists and penises and such. Having a choice is a good thing.

Ahhhh but my dear, the tongue is just the prelude. It is the appetizer, the teaser, the introduction to what is coming later. It will get you warmed up and ready for the main course, it will mae you warm in places you never thought possible and can even show my partner how much I trust them.

Cat

 

[entitled]

Ahhhh but my dear, the tongue is just the prelude. It is the appetizer, the teaser, the introduction to what is coming later. It will get you warmed up and ready for the main course, it will mae you warm in places you never thought possible and can even show my partner how much I trust them.

Cat

i believe... i'll have to ponder that one until the chance comes along for somebody to demonstrate.

Dammit.