Tell us a secret about yourself!

[Lorihw]

I'm all about loose whores... or maybe I am one...

I also like to karaoke - but only at home on playstation (ok, I will admit I have gotten a perfect score more than once...)

 

[shy slave]

Just for you, and every other perv that just has to know ... Click me.

Thank you,
Emperor of All Russia
&
Lion of Wallachia

I can see you as an Emperor but not as a lion,

Lions are too obivious about their intentions, you on the other hand ....

 

[shy slave]

Yeah I clicked it... And this is me.

Minerva

Minerva was the goddess of wisdom. Her symbol was the owl. Her Greek name was Athene, and Athens was her city.

She had a strange birth. One day, Jupiter had a bad headache. Nothing would cure it. Eventually Vulcan split open Jupiter's head. Out jumped Minerva in armour with shield and spear! Jupiter felt much better afterwards.
(Don't try this at home, lol)

owl Minerva was the goddess of arts and crafts. She was particularly good at weaving. Once a woman called Arachne wove a beautiful picture. Minerva tried to find something wrong with it. When she couldn't, she tore it up and turned Arachne into a spider. The spider still weaves beautiful webs.

Gorgon Minerva helped the hero Perseus to kill the gorgon Medusa, who was a monster with snakes instead of hair. Anyone who looked at a gorgon turned to stone! But Minerva told Perseus to look at Medusa's reflection in a polished shield. That way he could cut the head off without looking directly at the gorgon. He gave the head to Minerva, who put it on her shield, so it would turn her enemies to stone.

So born weird, wise, clever but hates competion from others.....

comments ???

 

[Marquis]

Lions are too obivious about their intentions, you on the other hand ....

You've obviously never met a lion.

 

[graceanne]

Yeah I clicked it... And this is me.

lol This is fun!

 

[bronntanas]

ROFL

This is frapped! Even with all the coding, my message is still too short to post. Annoyance, thy name is Lit!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

ROFL

This is frapped! Even with all the coding, my message is still too short to post. Annoyance, thy name is Lit!

Umm... if you had just changed your "ROFL" to "ROFLMAO," it would have worked.

 

[bronntanas]

Well, yeah. But I wasn't ROFLMAO. My ass is right where it belongs.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/1/character47.gif

 

[laurel-marie]

I tried the name thing and it wasn't me at all.

Wonders if vampires can really be submissive

 

[bridgeburner]

Bridgeburner, it depends.... How well do you sing?

Actually, I'm quite good as long as nobody wants Christina Aguilera-type vocal calisthenics. I just never learned to do it since it wasn't the style of music I enjoyed. Rondstadt, Raitt, Holiday, Benatar, Crow, Amos, Chrissy Hynde, Etta James, Nina Simone, those are my faves.

I love to karaoke. I took the kids to the Eagles Club on sunday, they were having family karaoke, and it was a blast.

I recently discovered that the place near my house (which I've only been to once) has a regular "Porn Star Karaoke" night. I'm going to have to check that out for sure. They've got a good sound system and a huge selection of songs, but it's a restaurant and bar that does karaoke 7 nights a week which changes the flavor of a place. I prefer my regular bar which only does it twice a week, but who could pass up Porn Star Karaoke night, right?


The Marquis pointed out to me that my karaoke habits are not exactly a secret so I'll have to come up with some suitable replacement. I'll go ponder that for a bit.

-B

 

[Sir_Winston54]

My secret? <Sigh>

I don't work as much as I should - or could. I read too many books, play too many games on the computer, read too many books, spend too much time at Lit, read too many books, check out the weird stuff at Fark.com too much, read too many books, and watch too much TV.

The last couple of weeks, I've been particularly bad. Fortunately, I've got enough money in checking to get me through to next pay period...

 

[laurel-marie]

My secret? <Sigh>

I don't work as much as I should - or could. I read too many books, play too many games on the computer, read too many books, spend too much time at Lit, read too many books, check out the weird stuff at Fark.com too much, read too many books, and watch too much TV.

The last couple of weeks, I've been particularly bad. Fortunately, I've got enough money in checking to get me through to next pay period...

Can one really read too many books?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Can one really read too many books?

Unfortunately, one can (unless one gets paid for reading them - which I don't). Too bad my boss isn't more of a slavedriver...

 

[Marquis]

My secret? <Sigh>

I don't work as much as I should - or could. I read too many books, play too many games on the computer, read too many books, spend too much time at Lit, read too many books, check out the weird stuff at Fark.com too much, read too many books, and watch too much TV.

The last couple of weeks, I've been particularly bad. Fortunately, I've got enough money in checking to get me through to next pay period...

Oh man, do I hear that.

 

[DVS]

I scan thread titles hoping to see my name so I will feel and appear popular.

Right here, in front of everybody, I'm offering to make you feel popular...in my own way, of course.

 

[FurryFury]

Never mind, nothing to see here.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Thank you,
Emperor of All Russia
&
Lion of Wallachia

I can see you as an Emperor but not as a lion,

Lions are too obivious about their intentions, you on the other hand ....

Emperor? No, way too much work for someone as lazy as me.

Lion? Maybe, since i excel at laying around on my ass while the female does all the work.

Russian? Sure, i'll just change my name to Slobodom the Miniscule.

 

[snowy ciara]

New secret... hmmm, need to think of a good one. hmmmm... Everyone knows I eat my veggies... I once accidently stole some hubba bubba bubble gum from the grocery store. I was looking for just the right moment to slip it into the cart so mum wouldn't notice it and I put it in my pocket and forgot about it. I felt so bad that I didn't chew any of it and snuck it back into the store a few days later, which is when I got caught.

 

[Marquis]

I eat my steak REALLY rare.

 

[h_i_s]

i don't have many secrets and avioded posting on this thread since it was first started, for that reason alone.

However ........ i now have a secret.

i AM REGRETTING THIS DAMNED IDEA I HAD OF WAXING MY PUSSY !!!

It hurts like ... like .... i don't know WHAT. Waxed the same area 3-4 times and still have hair present. And ... i know exactly what i am doing ... been waxing hair professionally for over ten years now. It's such a stubborn area to work on ... and so sensative to pain .... oooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww .

PUBICS ARE A BITCH. grrrrrrrr ......

i WILL persist, and suceed, regardless (i'm thinking of trying the Ambesol trick to take the edge off of the pain a bit).

Now, shhhhhhush. Don't tell anyone else i said so.

 

[arctic-stranger]

I eat my steak REALLY rare.

Me too;. Just pass it lightly over the flame...oh just forget the flame and hand me the meat.

True story: i was eating at a steak house once with a large group, and one of the women ran from the table. She said the blood from my steak was making her sick.

How about some steak tartar, French Girl?

 

[Marquis]

Me too;. Just pass it lightly over the flame...oh just forget the flame and hand me the meat.

True story: i was eating at a steak house once with a large group, and one of the women ran from the table. She said the blood from my steak was making her sick.

How about some steak tartar, French Girl?

Do you like organ meat?

 

[graceanne]

I eat my steak REALLY rare.

Me, too. I want it warm and that's it. I think the longer you cook it the tougher and more tasteless it is.

I also like organ meat, although it's on my no no list. To much fiber (with the exception of chicken livers.)

 

[Killishandra]

*sigh*

Okay.

While I was with Marquis, I screamed, sobbed, and begged through every session of anal sex. I never knew it would hurt quite that bad! I would feel immense relief when I tore, just because it meant periods of reprieve from anal. Never did I think Him more of a sadist than when He took me there with force, ignoring (perhaps even delighting in) my agony.



shhhh.....



But now that I'm 5,000 miles away from Him, I long for it again. The shivers as He pushes me onto my knees, the weight of Him on my back, the feel of His hand over my mouth, muffling my screams, and even the immense pain I would feel every time He took me. Most of all, that powerful feeling of service. I miss it, and Him.