The Cozy Corner

[jason28053]

They go in the trash or down the toilet!

This changes my plans for my business trip later this month

Dave the friendly Plumber here. Don’t put them down the toilet

 

[KatieKulka32]

Put that on a Tinder profile...,"gently used".

Right along side Near Mint Condition

 

[KatieKulka32]

Dave the friendly Plumber here. Don’t put them down the toilet

Not my problem

 

[jason28053]

How about sharing BFs or GFs? Does that count? Cause I'm sort of greedy and violent and sharing isn't always caring.



Probably why that last 3some didn't work out. Makes sense now.

Black widow threesome?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Feeling funky

amps in the trunk, and
I got more rhymes than there's cops at a Dunkin'
Donuts shop, sho' nuff, I got props
From the kids on the Hill plus my mom and my pops

 

[jason28053]

Not my problem

Well it’s my van.

 

[peekingone]

Dave the friendly Plumber here. Don’t put them down the toilet

Hold them for water balloons?

 

[peekingone]

Not my problem

Roto rooter and away goes trouble down the drain,

 

[jason28053]

Hold them for water balloons?

Just like you did back in ‘42

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Well it’s my van.

Do you have trophies?

"This here Magnum took me 4 hours to clear. That sucker was seriously jammed into the little hole!"

 

[jason28053]

Do you have trophies?

"This here Magnum took me 4 hours to clear. That sucker was seriously jammed into the little hole!"

I’ll clear your hole little lady!

 

[peekingone]

How about sharing BFs or GFs? Does that count? Cause I'm sort of greedy and violent and sharing isn't always caring.



Probably why that last 3some didn't work out. Makes sense now.

Before we go any further can you give us a rule book?

 

[jason28053]

amps in the trunk, and
I got more rhymes than there's cops at a Dunkin'
Donuts shop, sho' nuff, I got props
From the kids on the Hill plus my mom and my pops

Jump up and get down!

 

[peekingone]

I’ll clear your hole little lady!

those are fighting words, you better be careful with LC. She may hit you with your monkey wrench.

 

[jason28053]

Before we go any further can you give us a rule book?

So you’re willing to chance she gives you the correct rules ?

 

[peekingone]

So you’re willing to chance she gives you the correct rules ?

You go first

 

[Qky75]

Right along side Near Mint Condition

Ok reminds me of:

Bob and Martha married each other in their 80s. After taking Martha across the threshold at their hotel suite, Bob went to get ready for bed in the bathroom. While he was in there, Martha put her false teeth in a cup,and her glass eye in another cup. She put her wooden leg gently next to the night stand and hung her wig on the bed post. Bob came out and took in the sight of his new bride. "Hey Martha...ermm...how much you reckon we paid for that wedding?" Martha thought a moment and said, " "I think we paid about $500" "I wonder if we could get about $300 back?" Wondered Bob aloud. Martha was perplexed. "Well whatever for Bob?"

"I was expecting all original parts"

 

[jason28053]

You go first

I’m already missing a hand

 

[EyesOnHers]

Jump up and get down!

*whispers*
Jump up, jump up and get down

 

[jason28053]

*whispers*
Jump up, jump up and get down

Everybody jump!

 

[peekingone]

*whispers*
Jump up, jump up and get down

Ooh keep jumping.

 

[Orwellian69]

Evening, wankpuffins.

All well?

 

[peekingone]

I’m already missing a hand

So I guess you're right handed

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Listen. I may have enjoy some knife play in the past. Ok, in the last few days. But I'm not violent. Really. I'm being serious. Violence has no place here.

Holds hammer behind my back.

But if you're curious, step into the garage.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Ok reminds me of:

Bob and Martha married each other in their 80s. After taking Martha across the threshold at their hotel suite, Bob went to get ready for bed in the bathroom. While he was in there, Martha put her false teeth in a cup,and her glass eye in another cup. She put her wooden leg gently next to the night stand and hung her wig on the bed post. Bob came out and took in the sight of his new bride. "Hey Martha...ermm...how much you reckon we paid for that wedding?" Martha thought a moment and said, " "I think we paid about $500" "I wonder if we could get about $300 back?" Wondered Bob aloud. Martha was perplexed. "Well whatever for Bob?"

"I was expecting all original parts"

Sounds like she should have been named Ilene