The Don't use this as a lubricant! Game...

[Sulk]

The fondant filling from a Cadbury's Creme Egg ... Thrush-alicious!



Your turn....

 

[lizardo]

Castrol GTX 20-50

you might want to stick with the lighter weight 10-30

 

[ima6uldv8]

Wd-40

 

[Sulk]

Tea Tree Oil


....*wince*

 

[AssEatta]

Yesterday’s oatmeal, left it on the stove overnight.

Very gooey and slimy, well maybe I should test it before I say no.

 

[lizardo]

graphite powder .... limited usefulness as a lubricant. if you do use it, use the white one...the other leaves your genitals an unappealing mottled black.

no offense dude

 

[AssEatta]

The 3-day-old residue found at the bottom of a $1.99 colt 45 (40 oz),
That has Semi-congealed with the remnants of 3 cigarettes and one half eaten baby carrot.

Slimy and workable, yet I think it smells not so pleasurable

 

[Sulk]

Yesterday’s oatmeal, left it on the stove overnight.

Very gooey and slimy, well maybe I should test it before I say no.

Strangely appealing....

 

[Sulk]

Whatever you find in the bottom of the pita bread, having eaten the kebab.

....Especially if you said yes to, "Chilli-sauce?"

 

[de-valmont]

Industrial diamonds suspended in chilli marmelade.

 

[de-valmont]

Whatever you find in the bottom of the pita bread, having eaten the kebab.

....Especially if you said yes to, "Chilli-sauce?"

Ouch that shish-action could get you in all kinds of trouble there...


Bostick-treated custard, for that squishy sensation that lasts; forever...

 

[Sulk]

Industrial diamonds suspended in chilli marmelade.

Think I ordered that from the menu at Cafe Rouge in Weybridge ..

 

[de-valmont]

Think I ordered that from the menu at Cafe Rouge in Weybridge ..

Ahhh Surrey, always full of surprises

How about Wasabi-coated ball bearings?

 

[AssEatta]

Strangely appealing....

I completely agree, this may just be the beginning of another wicked road to travel.

 

[Sulk]

Ahhh Surrey, always full of surprises

How about Wasabi-coated ball bearings?

Yo! Sushi, Islington.

 

[Sulk]

I completely agree, this may just be the beginning of another wicked road to travel.

Need a compass?

Stress the syllable of your choice...

 

[INeedLove]

Don't use syrup...........you'll never get the smell out!!

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

BenGay

 

[de-valmont]

Yo! Sushi, Islington.

Mustard powder imbued beef dripping.

 

[seattledv8]

Icy-hot 30 seconds of pleasure...30 minutes of PAIN!

 

[Cathleen]

<snip>

How about Wasabi-coated ball bearings?

O-U-C-H

So awful!

 

[Cathleen]

Bag Balm

 

[Cathleen]

Denture Cream

Sulk, you have so many fun threads.

 

[de-valmont]

Petroleum mixed soap powder and a little white phosphorous. The hottest fuck you'll ever experience... and the last.

 

[Guest]

super glue