The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: redheads, because redheads are always fun

[TheRedLantern]

Today is the National Literotica Redhead Day Of Recognition (the last one was the National Recognition of Redheads of Literotica Day). It's important for us to get a little class in here after Dick Joke Weekend.

 

[TheLobster]

Why would you want to associate redheads with Monday? They deserve better than that.

 

[onehitwanda]

Today is the National Literotica Redhead Day Of Recognition (the last one was the National Recognition of Redheads of Literotica Day). It's important for us to get a little class in here after Dick Joke Weekend.

These are a few of my favourite things

 

[cw5523729]

There once was a redhead named Mrs Stun
Her husband said she was a lot of fun
When i tried to get proof
my head i had to soothe
For the bat he swung hit a homerun

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

This is true, I don't think I've ever read an erotica story with more than one redhead. I want one with three ginger women on vacation together, all struggling to avoid getting sunburns!

Here's an unexpected opportunity for me to plug my trilogy, The Erotichronicles, on Smashwords/Draft2Digital. Sadly, there are only two redheads therein, but they're hot young women, and they're bi. One is the FMC, the other gets closely involved in the second volume. They distinguish their hair colors by referring to each other as Red and Redder. I'll show proper restraint by not posting a link. Anybody who's really interested could find it.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Redheads, you say?



edit: wow, that spoiler tag is less effective than I'd hoped.

 

[PennyThompson]

Redheads, you say?

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edit: wow, that spoiler tag is less effective than I'd hoped.

Look, to be fair to male redheads...

 

[Actingup]

This is true, I don't think I've ever read an erotica story with more than one redhead. I want one with three ginger women on vacation together, all struggling to avoid getting sunburns!

With token apologies for the self-quote, I had some fun with this in a story:

"Okay, so let's just get this out of the way. I'm the redhead of the story: you'll very rarely find more than one. I'm the one usually added when there's too many brunettes, blondes, and buxom black-haired beauties to be sustainable, and you need to tell us all apart. Because of the burning skin thing, I'm probably wearing a hat and sunscreen for much of the story, even in moonlight. More than likely, I'm also the one in this story that suffers the 'carpet matching the drapes' joke, although (spoiler alert) none of my co-stars here, and almost nobody in the story, is stupid enough to make that joke in my hearing."

Needless to say, somebody is stupid enough to make the joke later in the story.

 

[Euphony]

That fun always come with an edge.



A lovely balloon that sometimes refuses to stay up in a perfectly windy sky.

Either steels you to what life inherently throws at you or frustrates and confounds you to your grave.

See you at the cemetery.

 

[YmaOHyd]