The Literotica Airlines

[techsan]

I thought that sticky white stuff was cumlus clouds (yes, I spelled it correctly LOL)

Kind of a pun considering they both begin with "cum" and end with "us" lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

*god I just crack me up sometimes*

LMFAO...that was a good one ... in more ways than one!

Cum? Us? That's funny, considering what's in the middle is just white and cloudy! Now where to put it is the question ... oops! Looks like we got this thing in the air, babe! Time to retract the balls ... er, the wheels.

You crack me up too! Crack ... split ... crevice ... slit ... hm, I'm getting some ideas!

 

[Jail]

LMFAO...that was a good one ... in more ways than one!

Cum? Us? That's funny, considering what's in the middle is just white and cloudy! Now where to put it is the question ... oops! Looks like we got this thing in the air, babe! Time to retract the balls ... er, the wheels.

You crack me up too! Crack ... split ... crevice ... slit ... hm, I'm getting some ideas!

LOL

Ok, now watch for the seagulls. You know how they like to make a mess. Sheesh it's a good thing cows don't fly

 

[techsan]

LOL

Ok, now watch for the seagulls. You know how they like to make a mess. Sheesh it's a good thing cows don't fly

I think we can take care of a few seagulls ... oh, shit! There goes one now! Oh, sorry, I meant there shits one now ... oh, heck, pardon my slanguage! Yeah , guess its a good thing cows don't fly ... can you imagine one of those beef burgers on your windshield???

But keep your eyes out ... a coupla years ago at the big technology show, they discovered that pigs can fly now. If'n we hit one of those, its gonna redefine makin' bacon!

 

[thump]

ok after keeping our airlines grounded for so long, mostly because we did not have a pilot it might be take to get this baby off the ground. Even though we still dont have a pilot this plane is now intended to take the moaners and groaners to our tropical island.

Due to security concerns, clothing is limited to a bikini, birthday suit or a grass skirt. Unlike the other airlines, as much suntan oil as you can carry is more than welcome.

We will be taking off as soon as we find someone to fly this damned thing.