The Literotica Airlines

[Jail]

Damn, thump, that cock pit ain't gonna be big enough to hold the crew....course i haven't seen any applications for Navigator yet...not even for Second Officer.

I can see it now...you get Virgin for your right hand and every flight will be and up/down/up/down expereience .... voice on intercom, "Ladies and germs, this is your captain speaking. We are experiencing a bit of turbulence right now, Please bare with us and we'll get this plane under control shortly. Sorry for any inconvenience ... yeah, baby, that's it. I'm nearly there...Oh, damn! *click*"

uh oh, we left the speaker system on again huh? Well as the handyman, you'll have to fix it

 

[Jail]

I like your idea....Virgin would be so fasinated with that thing...she would stop shooting people. Well even if the hot tub dont leak I think we should get a bigger one...Like a 50 person one...

heyyyyyyyyyyyy wait a sec. who's gonna be with me in the cock pit then?

 

[techsan]

I have high wattage lamps. No tiny points of lights on me. Shades required. No problem climbing the ole ladder. Hope someone would be there to catch me as I entered feet first into the COCK PIT!

Oh, don't worry about that. Our captain keeps his flag pole ready to support any body entering through the window. By the time you settle into the COCK PIT, he'll make sure you are stable, comfortable and ready to fly. I'm sure you wont have any problems....um, you ARE on the pill, aren't you?

Sounds like you've got the headlights thing covered ... er, knocked... er, under control. That's it, under control. However just to be sure, please PM me a picture so I can make sure to push your application thru channels.

 

[techsan]

And don't forget that hands-on experience too

Of course, dear lady...there is nothing like hands-on experience ... unless it's cock-in experience.

 

[techsan]

uh oh, we left the speaker system on again huh? Well as the handyman, you'll have to fix it

Only way I know to fix that problem is to put a "sensor" on thump's ... er, third leg and when it cums up, we could electronically shut off the intercom. Of course as often as he gets horny, we'd never get any intercom messages...do you think that would be a problem?

 

[Jail]

Of course, dear lady...there is nothing like hands-on experience ... unless it's cock-in experience.

I don't think anyone goes up into the lounge yet. Maybe they don't know it's there.

 

[Jail]

Only way I know to fix that problem is to put a "sensor" on thump's ... er, third leg and when it cums up, we could electronically shut off the intercom. Of course as often as he gets horny, we'd never get any intercom messages...do you think that would be a problem?

Nah, I don't think so. Although some of the other stews may find that a problem. Seeing if he's needs any services. Know what I mean?

 

[limiwa]

Oh, don't worry about that. Our captain keeps his flag pole ready to support any body entering through the window. By the time you settle into the COCK PIT, he'll make sure you are stable, comfortable and ready to fly. I'm sure you wont have any problems....um, you ARE on the pill, aren't you?

Sounds like you've got the headlights thing covered ... er, knocked... er, under control. That's it, under control. However just to be sure, please PM me a picture so I can make sure to push your application thru channels.

38 DD's for lamp wattage Sorry, no pic at this time, technologicaly inept.

Not on the pill, but no concerns in that area either, but thanks for checking. Will I need a release from the doc?

 

[thump]

"All Right, Now...Hear This...Literotica Airlines is now accepting applications for a Towel Girl. Minimal qualifications required, no experience necessary, must be able to smile...also minimal uniform IS required (in order to save you money, we will allow you to work in your birthday suit). Please apply now ... flights are scheduled daily."

Hey, boss, ya think I make a good publicist too? Can I be in charge of our ad campaigns?

You got it...you dont know how to fly too do you?

 

[thump]

heyyyyyyyyyyyy wait a sec. who's gonna be with me in the cock pit then?

Well me of course....

 

[thump]

38 DD's for lamp wattage Sorry, no pic at this time, technologicaly inept.

Not on the pill, but no concerns in that area either, but thanks for checking. Will I need a release from the doc?

I think the flight doctor is Pink...she looks awsome in that Doctors coat with nothing on underneath

 

[virgin_not]

Oh you are definately hired...wanna be my right hand?

Of course even right an left

 

[thump]

Of course even right an left

Damned I hope this plane has auto pilot

 

[virgin_not]

Damned I hope this plane has auto pilot

oh..no auto pilot???

 

[Jail]

Well me of course....

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets my uniform on*

 

[thump]

oh..no auto pilot???

Dont worry sweetie, if nothing else we can just park at the end of the runway and pretend we are flying Good thing the hot tub works on the ground as well

 

[thump]

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets my uniform on*

Ohhh that is ok...no need for you to get your uniform on

 

[virgin_not]

Dont worry sweetie, if nothing else we can just park at the end of the runway and pretend we are flying Good thing the hot tub works on the ground as well

wohho...

 

[thump]

wohho...

The only reason I wanted to be the pilot is because of the cool uniforms...but now Im hoping we can find someone that can actually fly....

 

[Jail]

Ohhh that is ok...no need for you to get your uniform on

but aint it more fun for you to try and take it off?

 

[virgin_not]

The only reason I wanted to be the pilot is because of the cool uniforms...but now Im hoping we can find someone that can actually fly....

hmm..let your co pilot do the flying then..and I'll take care of your gear down there

 

[thump]

but aint it more fun for you to try and take it off?

Actually i was thinking it would be more fun for someone else to take it off

 

[thump]

hmm..let your co pilot do the flying then..and I'll take care of your gear down there

Good idea...see that is why you are my right/left hand....now stop shooting people with the champaigne corks.

 

[Jail]

hmm..let your co pilot do the flying then..and I'll take care of your gear down there

Whatta woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jail]

Actually i was thinking it would be more fun for someone else to take it off

Oh yeah? Like who? Or do we get our own personal dresser?