The Literotica Airlines

[techsan]

I'll worry about your hot tube, you worry about the hot tub, baby.

I wuz thinking 'bout erecting a dome over it, kinda like a miniature of that Toronto baseball stadium, ya know? Sumthin' to contain all the splashing...I don't think waterbed baffles would work, do you?

Course thump keeps erecting sumthin' else over that hot tub ... hot tube ... aw, what th' fuck.

 

[techsan]

It looks like virgin is already stick handling thump, baby

http://www.dvddrive-in.com/images/n-s/naughtysteward6.jpg

Yeah n' I'm afraid that if virgin's not careful, thump is what we're gonna be doing instead of who we is behind, know whut I mean?

 

[techsan]

techsan..I am vigin_not...and Im not looking or calling woho..lol..I mistyped it was saying woohoo........

Sorry, dahlin'...I wuz jes' joking withcha...I make too many typos to raise a flag about that....fergive me? Please?

 

[techsan]

Yes you can as long as I can play with your tools at times too

Oh, a reciprocating agreement? I just love things that go up and down! Would you believe that's why I applied for a job with the Airlines?

 

[virgin_not]

Sorry, dahlin'...I wuz jes' joking withcha...I make too many typos to raise a flag about that....fergive me? Please?

your forgiven!

 

[techsan]

your forgiven!

Thank you, dear one...and I love your new av...very sexy

 

[Kaito_Shinshi]

Oh Virgin. You make me question my celebacy

 

[techsan]

Oh Virgin. You make me question my celebacy

Sir, if you don't have a ticket to fly, I'll have to ask you to step back away from the gate, please!

 

[Kaito_Shinshi]

Jail gave me a ticket...

*reads "One free hour of Jail love"*

Uhhh...Will this do?

 

[techsan]

Jail gave me a ticket...

*reads "One free hour of Jail love"*

Uhhh...Will this do?

well, uh, sure, i guess...gee, I didn't know she was giving out COCK PIT passes...?!? Would you like to visit our hot tub first, sir ... or you could go stratight to the hot tube state...?!?

 

[Jail]

Jail gave me a ticket...

*reads "One free hour of Jail love"*

Uhhh...Will this do?

That ticket is for the economy section. You know? wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in the back of the plane.

 

[peachheart]

peeking in

 

[virgin_not]

*20 mins before take off* (to my zzzzz..landiabed)

 

[going_long]

*20 mins before take off* (to my zzzzz..landiabed)

Thank you for the drink stewardess but you appear to still have my nuts in your hand...

 

[virgin_not]

Thank you for the drink stewardess but you appear to still have my nuts in your hand...

lol..ooops sorry here *hands to you my nuts..err I mean your nuts*

 

[thump]

ps- i'll wear the bow too

Damned you drive a hard bargin...but I will take it

 

[thump]

Um.........Outside the cock pit, yeah. LOL

Ok, thump, where do you want to land?

http://www.wannawatch.com/hosted/mrchewsasianbeaver43/images/pic008.jpg

Wow, I think I lost my eye site...How about right down the middle?

 

[thump]

Oh shush you. *puts a loofah in your mouth*

That is so damned hot...

 

[thump]

Hey, man, all I know is ... to take off you have to pull back on your stick! That's easy...I do that lots a times.

Me too...hell maybe Jail and Virgin are the real pilots

 

[techsan]

That ticket is for the economy section. You know? wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in the back of the plane.

That's one place where we're really cheap...our Jail only has one bar...but it is well-stocked.

 

[techsan]

peeking in

Ma'am, the federal marshalls do NOT allow peeking in...you'll have to buy a ticket and fly like the rest of the passengers ... unless, of course, you are applying for a job...?!?

 

[techsan]

Me too...hell maybe Jail and Virgin are the real pilots

Yeah, I'll bet they're both good at four-point landings.

 

[Sprinkles22]

(this may be the dumbest thread ever but...)

We are now accepting applications for flight crew members. A short resume is required.

If I remember correctly, I already filled out an application several months ago. Hope you didn't forget that little "one on one" we shared at the Mile High Club

 

[techsan]

If I remember correctly, I already filled out an application several months ago. Hope you didn't forget that little "one on one" we shared at the Mile High Club

Sweetie, if it was several months ago, I'm afraid you application may have been lost in the contusion...confusion, even though the boss prolly has vivid memories ...even I'm getting and I just metcha. But please resubmit that application. Which job are you looking for. With wings like that maybe you could be the copilot ... help thump with getting his thing off the ground. We need to find a way to get this tub up to about 30,000, mebbe more...can you say 6 Mile High Club?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Sweetie, if it was several months ago, I'm afraid you application may have been lost in the contusion...confusion, even though the boss prolly has vivid memories ...even I'm getting and I just metcha. But please resubmit that application. Which job are you looking for. With wings like that maybe you could be the copilot ... help thump with getting his thing off the ground. We need to find a way to get this tub up to about 30,000, mebbe more...can you say 6 Mile High Club?

Oh, trust me, Thump can never forget ME. We have a history.....

Yea, I'm thinking co-pilot will work just nicely for me ..... I have a gift for getting things "up" and going, so to speak.