The MachiavellianXhibit

[Jail]

I take that promise. You better deliver.

*reaches around and places my arm on your hip*

*schmoozing happily*

If we keep up those inuendos in the Cell, we may as well start playing mad libs too LOL

 

[Machiavellix]

*schmoozing happily*

If we keep up those inuendos in the Cell, we may as well start playing mad libs too LOL

Ironically enough, I started a Mad Libs thread. Didn't go nowhere. Maybe I'll bump it.

When were done schmoozing that is.

 

[ccnyman]

^^ Grabs own drink since Mach is preoccupied. Sits down on the big leather chair with pencil and pad, ready to take notes. ^^

 

[Jail]

Ironically enough, I started a Mad Libs thread. Didn't go nowhere. Maybe I'll bump it.

When were done schmoozing that is.

I just saw that. gonna take a look

 

[Machiavellix]

^^ Grabs own drink since Mach is preoccupied. Sits down on the big leather chair with pencil and pad, ready to take notes. ^^

Never too preoccupied to serve drinks, but ok. The bar is free to begin with.

 

[Jail]

Never too preoccupied to serve drinks, but ok. The bar is free to begin with.

since you're such a great bartender, Mach, I think I'll have a Cuba Libre today, with a cute little umbrella on it, for me to play with

 

[Machiavellix]

since you're such a great bartender, Mach, I think I'll have a Cuba Libre today, with a cute little umbrella on it, for me to play with

http://www.directoalpaladar.com/archivos/images/cubalibre.jpg

And here's a few umbrellas for you to play with.

http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/drink-umbrellas.jpg

Anything else pretty lady?

 

[Jail]

http://www.directoalpaladar.com/archivos/images/cubalibre.jpg

And here's a few umbrellas for you to play with.

http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/drink-umbrellas.jpg

Anything else pretty lady?

awwwwwww thank you, hun. Got any spicy chicken wings?

 

[may-]

<<pops in to give Mach sweet, sweet kisses.......

Mmmmmmm........

Happy Easter, Sweetness.

=D

 

[Machiavellix]

MAY!!

Happy Easter to you too darlin'

What can I get you? Besides this,

 

[may-]

MAY!!

Happy Easter to you too darlin'

What can I get you?

MACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmmmmm....

Cherry pepsi. Hehe.

 

[Machiavellix]

awwwwwww thank you, hun. Got any spicy chicken wings?

Hot out of the oven

http://www.mikeanddianes.com/images/content/plate_chickenwings.jpg

 

[Machiavellix]

MACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmmmmm....

Cherry pepsi. Hehe.

http://www.colawp.com/CCC/History/PepsiCherry/PepsiCherry04.jpg

There you go hun. Objects in the Xhibit are as big as they appear. *thinks dirty thoughts*

 

[Jail]

Hot out of the oven

http://www.mikeanddianes.com/images/content/plate_chickenwings.jpg

such a wonderful host you are

*takes a wing and starts nibbling*

 

[ccnyman]

And here's a few umbrellas for you to play with.

And here's another umbrella for Jail. One of my favorites.

 

[may-]

http://www.colawp.com/CCC/History/PepsiCherry/PepsiCherry04.jpg

There you go hun. Objects in the Xhibit are as big as they appear. *thinks dirty thoughts*

Mmmmmm, Can I get a glass of ice too?

Yummy.

 

[Machiavellix]

such a wonderful host you are

*takes a wing and starts nibbling*

There's almost nothing I can't do here. I'm like Neo in the Matrix, if you will.

 

[Machiavellix]

Mmmmmm, Can I get a glass of ice too?

Yummy.

http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/stockdisc/sd117/190325sdc.jpg

Does the lady require anything else?

 

[Jail]

There's almost nothing I can't do here. I'm like Neo in the Matrix, if you will.

I will

Ok, so we have drinks and we have wings. How about some veggies and dip to go with the wings?

 

[Machiavellix]

I will

Ok, so we have drinks and we have wings. How about some veggies and dip to go with the wings?

Will this do?

http://www.quakerdeli.com/images/vege%20platter-dip2.jpg.jpg

 

[may-]

http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/stockdisc/sd117/190325sdc.jpg

Does the lady require anything else?

Yes.......A seat.........On your lap.

=D

 

[TeeTee]

Peeks in...

...and waves


TGIF and have a great weekend y'all

 

[ccnyman]

OK, Mach, you had the women, you don't have the music, and the booze is running low. I heard AJ keeps a better place.

 

[SweetLayla]

Mach.....why didn't you tell me about your little place here.....what's it take to get a drink?

 

[ccnyman]

Mach.....why didn't you tell me about your little place here.....what's it take to get a drink?

Hi, Sweet. I don't think Mach is around after he promised bands, free booze, and cheap sex. I'm not as good as a bartender as Mach, but I'll try to make whatever you want.