The MachiavellianXhibit

[Jail]

*walks into the Xhibit and orders a Verboten with a penis-shaped ice cubes*

Hi (((((((((((((Mach))))))))))))))))

 

[Machiavellix]

...and waves


TGIF and have a great weekend y'all

Same to you too hun. Stop by more often demmit!!

 

[Machiavellix]

Yes.......A seat.........On your lap.

=D

*Removes "No Vacancy" sign and smiles*

 

[Machiavellix]

OK, Mach, you had the women, you don't have the music, and the booze is running low. I heard AJ keeps a better place.

I don't have the music cause no one ever suggests who to get. Tell me what bands you want me to book.

I can get anyone. Like System of a Down for example!!

http://www.spacejunk.org/reviews/concert/systemofadownlive2.jpg

Life is a waterfall
We’re one in the river
And one again after the fall
Swimming through the void
We hear the word
We lose ourselves
But we find it all....
Cause we are the ones that want to play
Always want to go
But you never want to stay
And we are the ones that want to choose
Always want to play
But you never want to lose
Aerials, in the sky
When you lose small mind
You free your life
Life is a waterfall
We drink from the river
Then we turn around and put up our walls
Swimming through the void
We hear the word
We lose ourselves
But we find it all...
Cause we are the ones that want to play
Always want to go
But you never want to stay
And we are the ones that want to choose
Always want to play
But you never want to lose
Aerials, in the sky
When you lose small mind
You free your life
Aerials, so up high
When you free your eyes eternal prize
Aerials, in the sky
When you lose small mind
You free your life
Aerials, so up high
When you free your eyes eternal prize
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohmmmmmmmm

 

[Machiavellix]

Mach.....why didn't you tell me about your little place here.....what's it take to get a drink?

Let's see. You first sit on my lap. Then whisper into my ear sweet nothings. Just kidding, all you really need to do is tell me what I can get ya. Although, the former is still approved.

 

[Machiavellix]

Hi, Sweet. I don't think Mach is around after he promised bands, free booze, and cheap sex. I'm not as good as a bartender as Mach, but I'll try to make whatever you want.

[size=+3]EXCUSE ME!!![/size]

I'm sorry, but there's only one bartender in the Xhibit.

*tosses you a rag* There's some puke in the back you can clean up, though.

 

[may-]

*Removes "No Vacancy" sign and smiles*

Yippie!!

<<gets comfy and hopes for a nice LONG time enjoying my drink.

 

[Jail]

[size=+3]EXCUSE ME!!![/size]

I'm sorry, but there's only one bartender in the Xhibit.

*tosses you a rag* There's some puke in the back you can clean up, though.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(oh god, my sides are hurting now LMFAO)

 

[Machiavellix]

*walks into the Xhibit and orders a Verboten with a penis-shaped ice cubes*

Hi (((((((((((((Mach))))))))))))))))

Heeellllooooooo

Verboten is, how do I say....?

http://www.pixelscapes.com/amh/verboten.gif

Just kidding

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/211589/2/Icey_Orange.jpg

Hope that does you justice.

As for the ice cubes....

http://www.goodvibes.com/ImageGallery/Products/SmallThumbnails/p4899t.jpg

Hey, who stole 'em??

 

[Jail]

Heeellllooooooo

Verboten is, how do I say....?

http://www.pixelscapes.com/amh/verboten.gif

Just kidding

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/211589/2/Icey_Orange.jpg

Hope that does you justice.

As for the ice cubes....

http://www.goodvibes.com/ImageGallery/Products/SmallThumbnails/p4899t.jpg

Hey, who stole 'em??

thank you, babes. Um..............I guess I stole 'em before. I needed something to suck on to quench my thirst.

 

[Machiavellix]

thank you, babes. Um..............I guess I stole 'em before. I needed something to suck on to quench my thirst.

*tapes my mouth shut to not say the obvious*

 

[Jail]

*tapes my mouth shut to not say the obvious*

*grins 'n shit*


are we gonna do mad libs again today?

 

[Machiavellix]

*grins 'n shit*


are we gonna do mad libs again today?

Yeah, I just haven't gotten that far down my thread list

 

[Jail]

Yeah, I just haven't gotten that far down my thread list

That's cuz you gotta get down on me first

 

[Machiavellix]

That's cuz you gotta get down on me first

Right here in the bar? Is that sanitary?

 

[Jail]

Right here in the bar? Is that sanitary?

I showered and shaved

 

[Machiavellix]

I showered and shaved

Well then *rubs his hands together and gets ready to feast*

 

[Jail]

Well then *rubs his hands together and gets ready to feast*

Can I get a few more of those ice cubes, to suck on first?

 

[Machiavellix]

Can I get a few more of those ice cubes, to suck on first?

Can I interest you in something else to suck on? It's on the house.

 

[Jail]

Can I interest you in something else to suck on? It's on the house.

I don't think sucking on an antennae would be a good idea. I could get zapped

 

[peachheart]

comes running in.. slideeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss to a corner.. i am here where are you????

 

[ccnyman]

I don't have the music cause no one ever suggests who to get. Tell me what bands you want me to book.

Mach, I was more interested in the cheap sex (and don't forget, not with you).

 

[ccnyman]

[size=+3]EXCUSE ME!!![/size]

I'm sorry, but there's only one bartender in the Xhibit.

*tosses you a rag* There's some puke in the back you can clean up, though.

That's what I get for doing you a favor. Who kept complaining that no one visited his place. So, when an attractive woman walks in and guess who isn't here, should I let her walk away? I tell you, AJ would treat me better than this (plus there's his wife too).

 

[Jail]

*rattles my empty glass*

Barkeep!!!!!!?????

 

[Machiavellix]

That's what I get for doing you a favor. Who kept complaining that no one visited his place. So, when an attractive woman walks in and guess who isn't here, should I let her walk away? I tell you, AJ would treat me better than this (plus there's his wife too).

If you really want AJ to give it to you up the ass, I'm sure he's capable. His wife is a transsexual too, I thought you should know.
No, actually Jail was the only person I wanted to stop by.