The MachiavellianXhibit

[Machiavellix]

Ughh i'm sorry sweets, almost got into Lit this afternoon, just didn't quite make it..this week is so crazy for me due to my upcoming Mexico trip...but
Today was special day for me-My son finally worked things out with himself and we patched things up, i was able to bring him home today from treatment center...right now it's on trial basis-3days home 4 days at the center-if all goes well he'll be home permanately by june
Friday's gonna be hectic for me, i'll see what i can do to pop online early no promises...

Hey what's the big deal, lot of people have their own threads just to chit chat and stuff-sometimes a nice quiet lounge to relax and unwind is just as nice as one with fancy bands playing and the such...keep lounge open for yourself and your friends. sometimes these things start slowly and pick up along the way...

Happy to hear you had a great day, you've been in my thoughts and sending good vibes for you and your job:
have a great Friday TGIF
take care

Well then. Since you are the owner of me.... I shall keep the Xhibit open. Maybe it's like a Field of Dreams thing.
Congrats on your son!!! I'm happy for you both. Hope things only get better.
I'll keep my fingers crossed I run into you sometime today, but if not, don't beat yourself up over it. I know your out there thinking of my regardless.

 

[INeedLove]

Glad to see you kept the sig line!!

 

[Machiavellix]

She's right you know. What the hell difference does it make if no one stops by. From here on out this thread shall never die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So who shall be the special guest today??

Seeing as I'll be MIA tonight, let's bring him in right now.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up!?!?

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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

 

[TeeTee]

Well then. Since you are the owner of me.... I shall keep the Xhibit open. Maybe it's like a Field of Dreams thing.
Congrats on your son!!! I'm happy for you both. Hope things only get better.
I'll keep my fingers crossed I run into you sometime today, but if not, don't beat yourself up over it. I know your out there thinking of my regardless.

That's right and don't you forget it!!! hehe
I woke 45 minutes ago just so i could see you before you left for work, damn it guess i still didn't wake up early enough-sorry sweets i'm just not a day person lol hard to change those nocturnal ways haha...
You know they have these things called phone booths? and ya know what? they even ring to cell phones can you believe it? hehe
alrighty catch ya soon lots of kisses n hugs
Lust ya

 

[Sulk]

Here for a short while, stopped in to wish TT and yourself a great day ..

 

[TeeTee]

Here for a short while, stopped in to wish TT and yourself a great day ..

Good afternoon Sulk
So nice to see you how's the day treating you thus far?

 

[NautyBlondie]

Good morning!

I thought I'd stop in, maybe have a cup of coffee (cream and sugar, please), and say hi to everyone. Guess its too early for everyone else on this saturday morning. I'll stop in again.

 

[Machiavellix]

That's right and don't you forget it!!! hehe
I woke 45 minutes ago just so i could see you before you left for work, damn it guess i still didn't wake up early enough-sorry sweets i'm just not a day person lol hard to change those nocturnal ways haha...
You know they have these things called phone booths? and ya know what? they even ring to cell phones can you believe it? hehe
alrighty catch ya soon lots of kisses n hugs
Lust ya

*puts hands up* Babe, you don't have use exclamation marks lol. You know I'd already do anything for you.
It's not you, it's the damn time difference. I don't expect you to be up at 7 am or so just to speak to me. That's just be wrong.
I have never used a public phone to place an out-of-town call. Hmmm...first time for everything.
If I don't see you this weekend at all, rock it out for me in Mexico. Don't forget to write luv.

 

[Machiavellix]

Here for a short while, stopped in to wish TT and yourself a great day ..

Thank you Sulk. I'm a day late, so I'll just return the wishes to you for today. Be safe.

 

[Machiavellix]

Good morning!

I thought I'd stop in, maybe have a cup of coffee (cream and sugar, please), and say hi to everyone. Guess its too early for everyone else on this saturday morning. I'll stop in again.

It's never too early here at the Xhibit. Besides, there's not many people here at any time of the day lol. This place still hasn't caught on yet (tell your friends).

Until then, here's your coffee.

http://static.flickr.com/23/28096485_932b0f3e4e_m.jpg

Plus, I threw in a danish to thank you for stopping by.

http://www.zao-blueberry.jp/asset/menu/Danish.jpg

Please drop in again, anytime.

 

[Machiavellix]

It's Saturday. Saturdays are for partying. So who do you want as a special guest for partying? How bout a world famous DJ?

Ladies and gentleman, Fatboy Slim!!!!

http://homepage.mac.com/erlin1/iblog/C831409140/E20050722180050/Media/M_Fatboy-Slim.jpg

'For they catch ya Chainsmokin' (Word)
'For they catch ya Chainsmokin' (Word)
'For they catch ya Chainsmokin' (Word)
'For they catch ya Chainsmokin' (Word)

'For they catch ya Chainsmokin' (Word)
'For they catch ya Chainsmokin' (Word)
'For they catch ya Chainsmokin' (Word)
'For they catch ya Chainsmokin' (Word)

'For they catch ya, 'For they catch ya,
'For they catch ya, 'For they catch ya,
'For they catch ya, 'For they catch ya,
'For they catch ya, 'For they catch ya,

Don't be shocked by tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice
Don't be shocked by tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice yeah

Listen to the sound of my voice (aah...)
You can check it on out, it's the weapon of choice yeah

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice (aah...)
It's the new weapon, the weapon of choice

You can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
You can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
Or you can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
Or you can blow with us

You can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
You can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
You can blow with...

Walk without rhythm, it won't attract the worm
Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
if you walk without rhythm (uh), you never learn

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

(Can't forget to load it)
Before they catch ya Chainsmokin'
(Can't forget to load it)
Before they catch ya Chainsmokin'
(Can't forget to load it)
Before they catch ya Chainsmokin'
(Can't forget to load it)
Before they catch ya Chainsmokin'

You can blow with this
You can blow with that
You can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
Or you can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
Or you can blow with us

You can blow with this
You can blow with that
You can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
Or you can blow with...

Organically grown
Through the hemisphere I roam
To make love to the angels of light, yeah
and my girl
I guess you just don't understand
It's gone beyond bein' a man
As I drift off into the night
I'm in flight
She's a Boy Scout no doubt
But I'm gonna hold my cool
Cause the music rules, yeah
so groove on baby
Check it out

Halfway between the gutter and the stars, yeah
Halfway between the gutter and the stars
Yeah

You can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
You can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
Or you can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
Or you can blow with us

You can blow with this
You can blow with that
You can blow with this
Or you can blow with that
Or you can blow with...

 

[TeeTee]

*puts hands up* Babe, you don't have use exclamation marks lol. You know I'd already do anything for you.
It's not you, it's the damn time difference. I don't expect you to be up at 7 am or so just to speak to me. That's just be wrong.
I have never used a public phone to place an out-of-town call. Hmmm...first time for everything.
If I don't see you this weekend at all, rock it out for me in Mexico. Don't forget to write luv.

Lol Omg!!! i thought i missed you and was kickin' myself for jumping in the shower first whewww glad ur still here

Never ever used a phone booth? hmmm spoiled are ya? and here i thought you'd at least wanna hear my voice before i left the country sheesh (pouts) (teasing ya u know)

 

[Machiavellix]

Lol Omg!!! i thought i missed you and was kickin' myself for jumping in the shower first whewww glad ur still here

Never ever used a phone booth? hmmm spoiled are ya? and here i thought you'd at least wanna hear my voice before i left the country sheesh (pouts) (teasing ya u know)

You better be teasing You know how much I want to hear from you. All I could think about last night was it had been a week since I'd talked to you.
Can you take any calls tomorrow?

 

[TeeTee]

You better be teasing You know how much I want to hear from you. All I could think about last night was it had been a week since I'd talked to you.
Can you take any calls tomorrow?

Hehe of course i am

Doing last minute stuff tomarrow probably be out most of the day-when do you plan on heading back to your house today? maybe you can give me a ring on your way home on my mobile?

 

[Machiavellix]

Hehe of course i am

Doing last minute stuff tomarrow probably be out most of the day-when do you plan on heading back to your house today? maybe you can give me a ring on your way home on my mobile?

You'll have to PM your number again beforehand, it's at the apartment. But I think I can set your plan into action.

 

[TeeTee]

You'll have to PM your number again beforehand, it's at the apartment. But I think I can set your plan into action.

Yeah
Pm coming up

 

[Machiavellix]

Happy Sunday everyone!!!

It's time for Taking It Uneasy Sunday.

So let's rock with the Deftones!!!!

http://www.linkmusicaz.com/issue6/deftones.jpg

So run...
Right...
Right back to school
Look back I sift through all the cliques
Roaming the halls all year making me sick
While everyone's out trying to make the cut
What
When you think you know me
Right
I switch it up
Behind the walls smokin cigarettes and sippin vodka
Hop a fence and catch a cab
Ain't no one can stop us
Give me a break on some other sh...
While you act like it's everything you've got
Push back the square
Now that you need her
But you don't
So there you go
Cuz back in school we are the leaders of it all
So stop that... quit... all that...
Quit
Who ruined it?
You did
Now grab a notebook and a pen
And start taking notes on me and everyone who's on the top
You think we're on the same page
But I know we're not
I'll be the man, watch your backpack, pens, and pencils
and justl ike Keith- I'm flippin it
While you just keep it simple
You just can't go on rockin' the clothes, copying the stance
cuz really it's everything that you're not
(chorus)
So... transpose
Or stop your life
It's what you do
Transpose
Or stop your lies
So run
(So why don't you run)
(So why don't you run)
Right
(Now why don't you run)
Back to school
(So why don;t you run)
(So why don't you run)
Cuz all you are - now I'm on the next page
All you are - It's time to close the book up
All you are
Now I'm on the next page
All youare
Close the book up now
Push back the square
Now that you need her
But you don't
So there you go
Cuz back in school
We are the leaders of all...

 

[TeeTee]

Hiya Mach & Friends

Hope you have a great week y'all
I'm on my way to the airport in few minutes.

------------------LADIES------------------
Take care of Mach, make sure he has a good week and lots of fun, no matter what ya gotta do!!!


Take care sweets
i'll be have ya in my thoughts

 

[Machiavellix]

Hiya Mach & Friends

Hope you have a great week y'all
I'm on my way to the airport in few minutes.

------------------LADIES------------------
Take care of Mach, make sure he has a good week and lots of fun, no matter what ya gotta do!!!


Take care sweets
i'll be have ya in my thoughts

You heard the lady, keep me entertained. BRING ON THE STRIPPERS!!!
Have a great time, baby. I'll be waiting for you when you get back.

 

[Vinde]

Well I don't have strippers, but how about we get some bellydancers including Shakira in?

 

[Machiavellix]

Mellow Monday

Looks like we need to start another workweek. Doesn't that blow chunks?

Let's see what we can do to kick the week off right.

Ladies and gentleman, Frank Sinatra!!!

http://www.music-atlas.com/images/frank_sinatra_2.jpg

The loveliness of Paris
Seems someshow sadly gay.
The glory that was Rome
Is of another day.

I've been terribly alone
And forgotten in Manhattan
I'm going home
To my city by the bay.

I left my heart
In San Francisco
High on the hill

It calls to me.
To be where little cables cars
Climb halfaway to the stars!
The morning fog may chill the air.

I don't care!
My love waits there in San Francisco

Above the blue and windy sea.
When I come home to you

San Francisco
Your golden sun will shine for me!

I left my heart
...

 

[NautyBlondie]

Good morning Mach!

Could I get a cup of coffee?

 

[Machiavellix]

Good morning Mach!

Could I get a cup of coffee?

Well, of course. It's always nice to see someone stop by.
As you can see the place is bare assed empty lol. I guess live music isn't the rage right now.

Here you go sweety.

http://www.senseo.com/NR/rdonlyres/BB3F78E0-E737-4D73-9FF2-398221210578/0/cup_coffee.jpg

On the plus side, we are all alone.

 

[NautyBlondie]

Well, of course. It's always nice to see someone stop by.
As you can see the place is bare assed empty lol. I guess live music isn't the rage right now.

Here you go sweety.

http://www.senseo.com/NR/rdonlyres/BB3F78E0-E737-4D73-9FF2-398221210578/0/cup_coffee.jpg

On the plus side, we are all alone.

It may be empty but I still like to come visit.

Thank you!

lol, that we are!

 

[Machiavellix]

It may be empty but I still like to come visit.

Thank you!

lol, that we are!

Would I have to get you drunk or can I take advantage of you now?