The Mattress Salesman

[sirhugs]

...or woman?

Yes, I've previously started a couple of mattress themed threads, but they are such old zombies (2007 and 2014) that revivng them would exhaust even the strongest of us. If y0u want to know about the mattress tester at the mattress factory, or the sales demo at the mattress warehouse, search those up.

So the challenge for me this morning was to find a fresh angle.

Here it is, for what it's worth:

MC sells mattresses all day. Now can't even stand to look at one when they get home. Sleeps in a hammock.
Do they have sex in the hammock? on the couch? on a swing?
Certainly never on a mattress.

 

[Rob_Royale]

How about a swinger group descend upon the mattress store two minutes before closing on a Saturday, flash mob style. The lone salesperson is stunned.
"I'm sorry, you can't, we're about to ... please ma'am don't or I'll have to call..."
Until an aluring naked woman or man approaches them with a wicked smile.
In minutes the salesperson given up their phone and keys, the doors are locked and the lights are turned out and the fun begins.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Tender but comedic story about his wife accepting the change. She needs a tempurpedic mattress so they can’t get rid of their mattress so he sleeps in a different room…but she makes sure he doesn’t feel lonely as she fucks his brains out every night till he passes out and then she wakes him in the morning so he never feels like he spent the night alone.

Or maybe they go on a trip and and the hotel room only has an office chair, so she strips down, lies on the bed and tells him to lie down on her: he’s not sleeping on the mattress, he’s sleeping on her.

Probably for best results wife is a bodybuilder or at least a lot bigger than him.

 

[TheLobster]

A company is selling their mattresses door to door, and there is a particular pair of salesmen who for some reason are way more successful at it than anyone else. The MC, who's also a sales(wo)man there, decides to investigate and starts following the pair and even spies on them and their clients.

It quickly turns out that their success is to due a specific kind of product demonstration that they always carry out...

 

[sirhugs]

A company is selling their mattresses door to door, and there is a particular pair of salesmen who for some reason are way more successful at it than anyone else. The MC, who's also a sales(wo)man there, decides to investigate and starts following the pair and even spies on them and their clients.

It quickly turns out that their success is to due a specific kind of product demonstration that they always carry out...

 

[dirk2024]

All I have is that he sleeps in a sex swing, as its the most comfortable, most supportive option for him.

Wife comes in at night to tuck him in...sometimes takes him using the Amazon position.

 

[sirhugs]

All I have is that he sleeps in a sex swing, as its the most comfortable, most supportive option for him.

Wife comes in at night to tuck him in...sometimes takes him using the Amazon position.

And then he gets the revolutionary idea of adding sex swings to the inventory at the store, leading to some interesting demos?

 

[dirk2024]

And then he gets the revolutionary idea of adding sex swings to the inventory at the store, leading to some interesting demos?

His commisions will go through the roof!

Salesman of the Year!!!

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

But then he’s sold so many sex swings he becomes sick of them too.

So then he comes up with bringing back the Penny Hang

 

[Carnevil9]

Mrs. Carnevil is a snorer. Some nights, she doesn't snore at all. Other nights, she only snores a little. Those nights, I sleep happily beside her with our dog in between us.

But some nights, she snores like a freight train on steroids. Those nights, I go downstairs and sleep on the living room couch. In the morning, she feels horribly guilty for driving me to such extremes. As a loving partner, I let her feel guilty, even though I secretly LOVE sleeping on the couch! It's like camping. I actually look forward to it.

But I'm happy to let her feel guilty about it, and let her do her best to make it up to me later.

There has to be a story idea in there somewhere.

 

[sirhugs]

Mrs. Carnevil is a snorer. Some nights, she doesn't snore at all. Other nights, she only snores a little. Those nights, I sleep happily beside her with our dog in between us.

But some nights, she snores like a freight train on steroids. Those nights, I go downstairs and sleep on the living room couch. In the morning, she feels horribly guilty for driving me to such extremes. As a loving partner, I let her feel guilty, even though I secretly LOVE sleeping on the couch! It's like camping. I actually look forward to it.

But I'm happy to let her feel guilty about it, and let her do her best to make it up to me later.

There has to be a story idea in there somewhere.

sex on the couch always works well.
or
they discover that having sex stops her snoring, so every time she starts snoring like that freight engine, he wakes her up and they fuck like they were 30 again. The story ends with them both enjoying a good night's sleep in the afterglow.

 

[dirk2024]

sex on the couch always works well.
or
they discover that having sex stops her snoring, so every time she starts snoring like that freight engine, he wakes her up and they fuck like they were 30 again. The story ends with them both enjoying a good night's sleep in the afterglow.

Alternate ending...she finds his internet search history..."how to make someone snore like a freight train..."

 

[Carnevil9]

Alternate ending...she finds his internet search history..."how to make someone snore like a freight train..."

You start by tickling her caboose......