The Official OSP Register

ccnyman said:
Oh, please do post them. Every once in a while I have sudden images of it.

Post them babies honey!! I'd love to send you some compliments!!! :p :kiss:
 
ObsidianRose said:
Yaaay KnowsCycles!!! *wipes brow* You go girl!!


ETA: Uuuhhh...what exactly IS and audition officer?

;)

Hey there, girly! Didja miss me????

Um...the audition officer is the individual that gets to "test" the potential candidates to make sure that they are OSP worthy...

Psssssstttt...you get all the free head you could ever want... :cathappy:

You in?
 
chronicle_tenko said:
*Staring.

Well. That is an impressive badge. Fits well too. So are you the new audtioner? I was sort of hoping for Obsidian but I don't mind multiple trials. I joined cause I like it.

*hears whispers.

Oh. And for the good of my country women too. to ease the loneliness and cold nights. Yes Yes. This was a patriotic sacrifice. Yes.

*Struggles to keep a straight face.

My, my you do get around, don't you? I am, indeed the *wink, wink* "new" auditioner...

whispers? Is there something you need to tell LG, uh...I mean KC?
 
KnowsCycles said:
Dammit...looks like I missed everybody...

*sigh*

Ah well...hugs and kisses to all...

Yeah. I tried to be home earlier but what poor timing. And I was trying to say that I'm not doing this ah ha.. for my own wants... HA ha .. and needs but making a patriotic .. BWHA HA HA GA

No I can't keep a straight face and even type that. but that I have some time maybe on sunday. Pm me and we;ll set this audition up. But i need a little bit of gear from the fetish thread. Props are wonderful things.
 
BlackWolf65 said:
Question for DF...

SIDEWAYS??? :D

Question for BW...

Do you *really* want me to go there, Darlin'? Oh, wait...that's riiiiiight, I ALREADY DID :p

~Imagine that...using *my* computer to come in here and be a brat :rolleyes: ~
 
Wtf????

Am I the last OSP member willing to keep this thread alive?

Where are you cc?

Teckno?

Where is the dedication?

Where is the persistance?

We have women in need gentlemen.

Lets keep this thread on the front page men... BlackWolf is depending on us so lets git this done!
 
Better Late Than Never

I'm late to this thread -- unfortunately -- but if BlackWolf is still adding to the list -- SIGN ME UP and give me a number. Always Willing and Always Ready!
 
loveitsmooth said:
I'm late to this thread -- unfortunately -- but if BlackWolf is still adding to the list -- SIGN ME UP and give me a number. Always Willing and Always Ready!
Alrighty, then...

I am back...

I have had an incredibly wonderful week...

And I will now begin the business of getting this list updated...

And yes, I am *always* adding to this list. Things have just been a bit hectic of late...

~~Shameless plug time~~

I believe that I may be the first person from this thread to have a R/L encounter with a Lit Lady... Therefore...

DF, Would you care to give me a report card??? :D
 
loveitsmooth said:
I'm late to this thread -- unfortunately -- but if BlackWolf is still adding to the list -- SIGN ME UP and give me a number. Always Willing and Always Ready!
Congrats!! You are Official OSP # 27. Keep in mind, however, that you will have to give an audition with either KnowsCycles, or one of our (hopefully soon) alternate Audition officers. Read back through the thread to see what this means. Welcome to the OSP Register!!
 
BlackWolf65 said:
Alrighty, then...

I am back...

I have had an incredibly wonderful week...

And I will now begin the business of getting this list updated...

And yes, I am *always* adding to this list. Things have just been a bit hectic of late...

~~Shameless plug time~~

I believe that I may be the first person from this thread to have a R/L encounter with a Lit Lady... Therefore...

DF, Would you care to give me a report card??? :D


:p :p BlackWolf's First Official Report Card :p :p

Approach: A+ Loved how he took his time....working his way slowly toward his goal...

Ingenuity: A+ ~shivers~ at the memory...

Dedication: A+ omfg...This man *loves* his job....

Final Grade: Got to give an "I" for incomplete, here...through no fault of his own, I must add. :eek: I couldn't help it...grabbed his wolf ears and dragged him up to *finish* the job....heh heh heh... :devil:

Signed and Sworn to this day by:

:kiss: Dragonflie :kiss:
 
Just wanted to get this list showing near the top of the thread...

BlackWolf65 said:
This is the Official List of OSP's - Oral Service Providers to the Ladies of Lit. Since carpenter0029 inspired the idea for this Registry with his question: "How many ladies would accept an offer of a no-strings attached oral orgasm," I am placing his name at the top of this list as the first Official OSP in Literotica.


Official Literotica OSP Registry for the Ladies of Lit

1. carpenter0029 - Springfield, MO
2. au_man - West Coast
3. badger9 - Milwaukee, WI
4. Azuldrgon - Seattle, WA
5. koalabear - Great Lakes Region
6. KnightWing - Wasted Away In Margaritaville
7. DadsReady - Cincinnati, OH
8. OldestMotive - Greater Chicago Area
9. nyrjmk - NYC Metro Area
10. Lonely Knight - Florida
11. fathom7 - The Pacific Rim
12. football_stud - California
13. Phoenix67 - San Antonio, Tejas
14. de-valmont - London, UK
15. visualwill - Chicago, IL
16. vfrman - Lincolnshire, GB
17. expertlinguist - Fenland Region - UK
18. mslv4Her - Dayton, OH/Atlanta, GA
19. In Anticipation - London, UK
20. ccnyman - Midwestern U.S.
21. lovin69 - Pacific Northwest, USA
22. Werfalke - Melbourne, Australia
23. TempeAZLuVs2Lik - Tempe, AZ
24. chronicle_tenko - Canada
25. tinman69s - Augusta, GA
26. mrtnmoon - Dark Side Of The Moon
27. loveitsmooth - Arkansas



Honorary OSP, because I only provide this service to Dragonflie:
BlackWolf65​
 
Dragonflie said:
:p :p BlackWolf's First Official Report Card :p :p

Approach: A+ Loved how he took his time....working his way slowly toward his goal...

Ingenuity: A+ ~shivers~ at the memory...

Dedication: A+ omfg...This man *loves* his job....

Final Grade: Got to give an "I" for incomplete, here...through no fault of his own, I must add. :eek: I couldn't help it...grabbed his wolf ears and dragged him up to *finish* the job....heh heh heh... :devil:

Signed and Sworn to this day by:

:kiss: Dragonflie :kiss:

~~Blushing visibly, even through his fur...~~

I have to say that I am *very* proud of this report... However, I am most definitely looking forward to eliminating that "I" and completing the service... Next month, when I take another trip... :p

{{{{{DF}}}}}
 
BlackWolf65 said:
~~Blushing visibly, even through his fur...~~

I have to say that I am *very* proud of this report... However, I am most definitely looking forward to eliminating that "I" and completing the service... Next month, when I take another trip... :p

{{{{{DF}}}}}


:nana: Next month...Heh heh heh....you're not the only one looking forward to it.... :p
 
BlackWolf65 said:
Alrighty, then...

I am back...

I have had an incredibly wonderful week...

And I will now begin the business of getting this list updated...

And yes, I am *always* adding to this list. Things have just been a bit hectic of late...

~~Shameless plug time~~

I believe that I may be the first person from this thread to have a R/L encounter with a Lit Lady... Therefore...

DF, Would you care to give me a report card??? :D

I'd much rather submit for a real life report. Surely someone would be happy to do the assessment in my part of the world?
 
au_man said:
Congrats BW and DF..... WOOHOO! :nana:
WOOHOO doesn't begin to descibe this, au_man...

I could use up every adjective in the book, and still not come close, I fear...

Thanks, though... glad to see people happy for us... :)
 
jaxvilleman said:
i know i'm a newbie here, but can i get signed on?
Sure!!! But, I have to be honest - I'm kind of leery about newbies... Stick around, and let us know that you're going to be staying, and I'll add you. You *will* have to be auditioned, though. Which no one has ever complained about... :D
 
Azuldrgon said:
Checking in because looks like I missed a bunch.
Well then... Let me enlighten you, good man...

Last Wednesday, I left my home to head to South Carolina on a four day trip. I drove down, and met with DF in person, face-to-face, so to speak... *Snicker*

Going into this trip, I was already aware that I know DF *quite* well - but I don't think that I was really prepared for the reaction that we would *both* have as a result of this trip. On one level, I will tell you that by the time she finished with me, I was in physical pain - literally. On a much deeper level, we have strengthened the connection that already existed between the two of us. R/L situations make things difficult for us both at the moment. I will not presume to speak for DF, but in my case, divorce action is already in the works, and will be filed next month. The state where I live is relatively painless in terms of divorce, unless there are child custody issues (no) or property division issues (I don't know yet).

To make a long story short, my friend, I am hoping that by this time next year, at the very latest, I will be residing in South Carolina... God help me, I'm moving to Rebel Land... LOL...
 
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