The older I get...

[starrynightin64]

Well I am apparently on a roll...
I am taking less BS from people this year now too

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

...the more I long for the boobs of yesteryear

 

[IhateClowns]

The more toilet paper I use.

 

[neakman]

the less I tolerate fools....

 

[DarkSimian]

the more I keep saying "I'm getting too old for this shit!" (from Lethal Weapon)

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

...the more upside down my thinking has gotten from when I was younger. What used to be seriously occupying my time back then is now completely unimportant. What used to be mocked by me then is now consuming a lot of my time....

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Den

The more toilet paper I use.

Skipping all of the other reasons this one is right up near the top! How can people say we're full of shit when all we do is shit now!

I also see now why someone once said "old age ain't for sissies."


Excuse me I have to go shit!

 

[IhateClowns]

TOIG the more I enjoy our porch swing. I'm just missing a glass of sweet team and a stick to whittle down.

 

[Tnt69]

The older I get, the better my sex life has gotten, especially because I have such a wonderful, giving partner.
The less I tolerate indecision and pouting, insecurity and jealousy, and the more I value trust, openness and a sense of fun in all relationships.

 

[Tiamo15]

TOIG the more I enjoy our porch swing. I'm just missing a glass of sweet team and a stick to whittle down.

I'll help you whittle your stick.

TOIG, the more I love my swing too. I always have to be moving, a swing allows me to relax while still enjoying some movement. I took pics from this swing yesterday, I love it.

 

[Schwarzschild]

TOIG the more I enjoy a good Bourbon or Rye, a cigar, and enjoying both under the stars in silence.
TOIG the less I enjoy government, business, and willful ignorance.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

TOIG the harder it is to find pants that fit.

 

[RoyceConnors]

TOIG the busier I get doing stuff knowing I have less time to do it in. Make every day count, waste none.

 

[Kelleebabes]

I find that as I grow older , I pick my battles more wisely...Try not to sweat the small things...which, can be difficult at times when your a single parent of a 13 year old daughter, and a 15 year old son...I have to remind myself often that...This too Shall Pass...and that...It's always darkest before the dawn.

 

[Azuldrgon]

TOIG, the more i appreciate what I have gone through.

 

[xxromanceguy]

TOIB... the more sarcastic and cynical I become.... "fuck that" is pretty much my motto.

 

[Lovecutmuscles]

The older I get, the quicker time fly's by.

 

[Lia Monde]

The older I get ... the more I insist on coming first.

 

[Heart_It_Races]

TOIG the more I wonder what I am doing this for?

 

[Lia Monde]

TOIG the more I appreciate when someone has mastered a difficult skill.

 

[daddysbaby150]

TOIG I accept myself and my relationships with other for exactly what it is and let go of unrealistic expectations.

 

[drouter]

TOIG.......I realize that life with all its hardships......mistrust....pain....heartaches...it is still beautiful.

 

[starrynightin64]

TOIG the more I like to mess with telemarking spam callers.

 

[suckonsimon]

TOIG ... the greater the number of 'notches on my bed post' and ... I like that!

 

[numeniusa]

TOIG ... the greater the number of 'notches on my bed post' and ... I like that!

I can't believe there's much actual post left to notch, Simon...