The sex-position game

[mirrors2]

A game some friends and I used to play - the object is to come up with what sounds like it could be a strange sex maneuver.. but isn't. Meant primarily for making people think there's a whole lot more to sex than they previously thought...

As an example:

Has anyone been part of a 'Houston Low-Down'?

Has anyone tried a 'Six-Penny Salute'?

A 'Sandusky Steamer'?

 

[Vinde]

A game some friends and I used to play - the object is to come up with what sounds like it could be a strange sex maneuver.. but isn't. Meant primarily for making people think there's a whole lot more to sex than they previously thought...

As an example:

Has anyone been part of a 'Houston Low-Down'?

Has anyone tried a 'Six-Penny Salute'?

A 'Sandusky Steamer'?

No, no, and i don't think so. Do we get explanations of what they are?

 

[virgin_not]

No, no, and i don't think so. Do we get explanations of what they are?

Ditto...was figuring out how to play this game

 

[au_man]

No, no, and i don't think so. Do we get explanations of what they are?

OMG...I'm now following Vinde.

What is it about these wild women?

Mirror... I don't have a F'n clue what you are talkin about either...

Got Pictures or somethin?

 

[Vinde]

Whew i'm glad i wasn't the only naive one here.
*looks back and sees au following close behind.

 

[mirrors2]

No, no, and i don't think so. Do we get explanations of what they are?

The point is that they sound like plausible things .. we already have "Dirty Sanchez," "Reverse Cowgirl," and the like.

These just have the same sort of ring to them, but don't actually mean anything.

That's the idea, anyway.

Of course, if one person makes up a name, and a different person makes up an explanation... that might be interesting.

What do YOU think they mean?

And what's a "Barn-Swallow" ..?

 

[Vinde]

The point is that they sound like plausible things .. we already have "Dirty Sanchez," "Reverse Cowgirl," and the like.

These just have the same sort of ring to them, but don't actually mean anything.

That's the idea, anyway.

Of course, if one person makes up a name, and a different person makes up an explanation... that might be interesting.

What do YOU think they mean?

And what's a "Barn-Swallow" ..?

Ok i get it. I'll try to play, but I'm not always so great in the imagination department. I'll see what i can come up with.

 

[virgin_not]

What do YOU think they mean?

And what's a "Barn-Swallow" ..?

hmm..sort of hard to figure this out..barn swallow is a bird..lol...they can swallow a lotttttttttttt

 

[mirrors2]

Well, this might not have been the best choice for a new game...

 

[Vinde]

Well, this might not have been the best choice for a new game...

no i think it's a good game. I'm just not great when it comes to creative answers.

 

[virgin_not]

hmm..ok..what about you seated with your legs outstretched, and Im straddling you, stomach down facing away from you. We both control the motion, you by moving waist, and me by using my hips.
That is catapult position

 

[mirrors2]

hmm..ok..what about you seated with your legs outstretched, and Im straddling you, stomach down facing away from you. We both control the motion, you by moving waist, and me by using my hips.
That is catapult position

I think that's a keeper.

 

[Vinde]

hmm..ok..what about you seated with your legs outstretched, and Im straddling you, stomach down facing away from you. We both control the motion, you by moving waist, and me by using my hips.
That is catapult position

nice

 

[virgin_not]

I think that's a keeper.

hmm..its hot tho..what you think?

ok how about this?
you and I lie side by side, head to toe. I straddles you from the side, while your legs are outstretched. We both control the motion.
that is horizontal position

 

[virgin_not]

Or this:

Im on myback with my knees at my chest. You kneeling, holding my legs apart and using my thighs for support, and controlling all motion. That is Cowboy postion

 

[mirrors2]

I think I'm losing my ability to come up with new, creative things. Blood seems to be moving rapidly away from my brain.

...for some reason...

 

[virgin_not]

I think I'm losing my ability to come up with new, creative things. Blood seems to be moving rapidly away from my brain.

...for some reason...

Hmm...wonders what is that reason???

 

[virgin_not]

ok 69 is common..ever done *70*???

 

[mirrors2]

ok 69 is common..ever done *70*???

what about a 699? It often moves to a 669...

..three people, in varying order...

 

[virgin_not]

what about a 699? It often moves to a 669...

..three people, in varying order...

never done that..

ok this:
You archesyour back, facing upwards and using your hands for support. Im on top, straddling you, controlling all motion. Think of this one like riding a vibrator in a rodeo. That is London Bridge..is falling down..falling down..

 

[mirrors2]

never done that..

ok this:
You archesyour back, facing upwards and using your hands for support. Im on top, straddling you, controlling all motion. Think of this one like riding a vibrator in a rodeo. That is London Bridge..is falling down..falling down..

Ooh..

How about:
I'm standing, leaning back a bit - you're riding me horizontally, thighs holding my hips - my hands at the small of your back, supporting most of your weight.. your legs are out, to counterbalance you as you lean back, arms out, head back..
Slightly easier if you're resting your ass on something, as long as your upper body isn't supported ...
"freefall"

(this one might require practice..)

 

[virgin_not]

Ooh..

How about:
I'm standing, leaning back a bit - you're riding me horizontally, thighs holding my hips - my hands at the small of your back, supporting most of your weight.. your legs are out, to counterbalance you as you lean back, arms out, head back..
Slightly easier if you're resting your ass on something, as long as your upper body isn't supported ...
"freefall"

(this one might require practice..)

oh...as long as something soft gonna fall on

 

[virgin_not]

Both standing with one leg on the ground and the other leg around you and me We both can control motion and have to be in sync to really make it work. Sort of Tornado

 

[mirrors2]

Sitting crosslegged, you in my lap, facing me - legs around me in a (sort of) crosslegged pose.
"Double Meditation"

 

[virgin_not]

crosses feet behind head lying on their back. Penetrating me then holds receiving you tightly round each instep or ankle with full hand then lies on receiving you full-length. ..that could be viennese oyster