jsmiam
Literotica Whisperer
- Joined
- Aug 10, 2003
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Let’s make a deal. If I makes you laugh, Write. And if I dont, that’s ohhh-kayyy too!
So, with that said, If they call you Hottie McHottiepants, PM me to find out why! Also accepting pms from women nicknamed Brainy McBrainyhead, Fanny McFunnybone, and obviously, Bendy McBendyhips. Or Juanita from the diner.
You should be roughly my general age range (forties and up) or blessed with a sophisticated sense of humor (chuckles at my jokes), and want to trade emails about a wide variety of topics, mostly writing back and forth, and now and then we might get lucky enough to chat in realtime. My favorite thing is popping in occasionally and seeing a message waiting for me. And only 6.125 percent of the conversations need to be steamy. The rest can be talking about life, the meaning of life, venting, etc. Although vents are often steam too. Hmm. Discuss.
My profile says more. I’m in my fifties, reasonably well educated, but obviously, hilarious and charming (and humble, one of the greatest when it comes to being humble). Yes, I’m married too, but not looking to run off to Tahiti with you. (Unless you own a cotton candy machine. Then, Tahiti time.)
A friend with boobs sums it all up. in fact, if you’ve ever named or had a nickname for one or both your boobs, that’s good enough for me. Perky. Pointy. Puffy. Poppers. Peeker. Poker. Plushy. All excellent candidate names. Let me know yours. And note the wide variety there. No specific type or size requirements other than having or having ever had at least one. Also, no Adam’s apples please. (Man, was that a mistake!)
Ideal person is roughly a similar generation to me, and pops into their email or messaging program often enough to keep a dialogue going, but also has a real life and job and a job to work at and dishwasher to load and unload too. (I like aprons. So sue me!). If you have the luxury of being on here and available to chat all day all the time I may be envious, but probably not be able to keep you happy.
And if you’re STILL reading, you clearly should be composing a PM right this instant, young lady. (That’s my Heady McHeadmaster voice there. He doesn’t come out too often. Only for women nicknamed Baddy McPlaidyskirts.) Normally I’m having conferences with good girls or more likely their moms, regarding scholarships and such, and rewarding them for completing their writing assignments. You know what to do!
So, with that said, If they call you Hottie McHottiepants, PM me to find out why! Also accepting pms from women nicknamed Brainy McBrainyhead, Fanny McFunnybone, and obviously, Bendy McBendyhips. Or Juanita from the diner.
You should be roughly my general age range (forties and up) or blessed with a sophisticated sense of humor (chuckles at my jokes), and want to trade emails about a wide variety of topics, mostly writing back and forth, and now and then we might get lucky enough to chat in realtime. My favorite thing is popping in occasionally and seeing a message waiting for me. And only 6.125 percent of the conversations need to be steamy. The rest can be talking about life, the meaning of life, venting, etc. Although vents are often steam too. Hmm. Discuss.
My profile says more. I’m in my fifties, reasonably well educated, but obviously, hilarious and charming (and humble, one of the greatest when it comes to being humble). Yes, I’m married too, but not looking to run off to Tahiti with you. (Unless you own a cotton candy machine. Then, Tahiti time.)
A friend with boobs sums it all up. in fact, if you’ve ever named or had a nickname for one or both your boobs, that’s good enough for me. Perky. Pointy. Puffy. Poppers. Peeker. Poker. Plushy. All excellent candidate names. Let me know yours. And note the wide variety there. No specific type or size requirements other than having or having ever had at least one. Also, no Adam’s apples please. (Man, was that a mistake!)
Ideal person is roughly a similar generation to me, and pops into their email or messaging program often enough to keep a dialogue going, but also has a real life and job and a job to work at and dishwasher to load and unload too. (I like aprons. So sue me!). If you have the luxury of being on here and available to chat all day all the time I may be envious, but probably not be able to keep you happy.
And if you’re STILL reading, you clearly should be composing a PM right this instant, young lady. (That’s my Heady McHeadmaster voice there. He doesn’t come out too often. Only for women nicknamed Baddy McPlaidyskirts.) Normally I’m having conferences with good girls or more likely their moms, regarding scholarships and such, and rewarding them for completing their writing assignments. You know what to do!
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