Things NOT to do in the shower...

[LustfulOne50]

well roller skating

 

[babydoll2u]

well roller skating

as opposed to sick roller skating??


poop

 

[WyldBreeze]

as opposed to sick roller skating??


poop

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wuerg/vomit-smiley-003.gif

Hey...there's one.....^
Don't throw up in the shower.

 

[babydoll2u]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wuerg/vomit-smiley-003.gif

Hey...there's one.....^
Don't throw up in the shower.

ok we're getting disgusting now, lol.....

how about... you get a ball of phlem in your throat, you cough it up and it
splllllllllllatts on the shower wall, and oooooooooozes slowly down....

 

[WyldBreeze]

ok we're getting disgusting now, lol.....

how about... you get a ball of phlem in your throat, you cough it up and it
splllllllllllatts on the shower wall, and oooooooooozes slowly down....

Alright...enough of this...reminds me of some of my students at school....that's no good. lol

Things not to do in the shower.....
change the CD in your CD player

 

[babydoll2u]

Alright...enough of this...reminds me of some of my students at school....that's no good. lol

Things not to do in the shower.....
change the CD in your CD player

LOL....

take a cd player in the shower!

 

[MrFantasyMan]

LOL....

take a cd player in the shower!

shave with a corded razor...

 

[ElvenAngel]

recharge your cell phone

answering the phone isn't a great idea either- cell phones don't like water
(that knocks out phone sex too )

 

[babydoll2u]

answering the phone isn't a great idea either- cell phones don't like water
(that knocks out phone sex too )

LOLOL... true...

 

[Sanitysux]

blow dry your hair.

 

[Sulk]

..eat candyfloss

 

[Sanitysux]

dance

 

[Sulk]

gift wrapping

 

[bigrimmstales]

things not to do in the shower?...

1. fuck while standing on a bar of soap
2. wear a cock restraint that has not been given the water shrinkage test
3. drink partners piss under a strong flow of water - goes from concentrated juice to lite drink
4. set the power shower too high and spray an erect cock - unless you like a whipping
5. eat out a juicy pussy while under a strong jet...unless you like oxygen denial, better known as drowning
6. rub your partner's genitals with tea tree oil shampoo - 'yeeoooooow' will be the last endearment you will hear
7. use a mains powered vibrator
8 lean against the cold lever at the point of climax

 

[ElvenAngel]

chat on lit.

 

[Sanitysux]

read the paper.

 

[Azure Dreams]

refill your printer cartridges

 

[LustfulOne50]

Crush grapes for wine

 

[BigDonGStone]

Pet your cat (especially if it hasn't been declawed).

Petting your pussy is OK unless it hasn't either.

 

[JagFarlane]

Petting someone elses pussy should be good too...as long as they don't get those claws too deep into you

 

[doormouse]

have phonesex on your cell

 

[imbuttcurious]

Pop Popcorn

 

[JagFarlane]

fall asleep dreaming of phonesex with doormouse

 

[imbuttcurious]

tune up your chain saw

 

[JagFarlane]

remodel your bathroom