Today would be a most excellent day to commit securities fraud!

[RobDownSouth]

If you ever wanted to run a securities fraud scam or engage in insider trading on any of the various stock or options market, today is your day!

The 20-year-old "genius-level intellects™" (as RightGuido lovingly refers to them) descended upon the Security and Exchange Commission yesterday, charged with rooting out, you guessed it, "waste fraud 'n corruption™:

They left the place a smoking ruins last night. The SEC legal staff relies upon the Westlaw legal service to reference legal case law in lawsuits filed and tried in court. It was determined to be "waste" and the service was cancelled effective yesterday afternoon for all SEC offices. Every major law office, and many of the minor law offices in America uses Westlaw for case lookup. As of yesterday, the federal government does not.

Next up were Bloomberg terminals. Bloomberg terminals are standard in the securities industry, it allow you to lookup and track any and all securities being traded on any exchange in real time. Some rando billionaire dumping Tesla stock? The SEC is notified immediately.....or at least they WERE notified immediately, the whiz kids cancelled the "wasteful" government contract with Bloomberg contract yesterday afternoon. Every major brokerage in America and most of their satellite offices, uses Bloomberg terminals to monitor and make market trades. As of yesterday, the federal government no longer has that capability

The SEC today has no mechanism in place to identify stock market chicanery, thanks to the "genius-level intellects™" of Elon Musk.

The Usual Suspects will be along shortly to spew deflection after deflection, per their Standard Operating Procedure specified in the working document entitled "You Play Defense Libtard!"

 

[LLCox]

 

[Rotadom]

"genius-level intellects™" (as RightGuido lovingly refers to them)

Well, he does get his breaking news via facsimile.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

If you ever wanted to run a securities fraud scam or engage in insider trading on any of the various stock or options market, today is your day!

The 20-year-old "genius-level intellects™" (as RightGuido lovingly refers to them) descended upon the Security and Exchange Commission yesterday, charged with rooting out, you guessed it, "waste fraud 'n corruption™:

They left the place a smoking ruins last night. The SEC legal staff relies upon the Westlaw legal service to reference legal case law in lawsuits filed and tried in court. It was determined to be "waste" and the service was cancelled effective yesterday afternoon for all SEC offices. Every major law office, and many of the minor law offices in America uses Westlaw for case lookup. As of yesterday, the federal government does not.

Next up were Bloomberg terminals. Bloomberg terminals are standard in the securities industry, it allow you to lookup and track any and all securities being traded on any exchange in real time. Some rando billionaire dumping Tesla stock? The SEC is notified immediately.....or at least they WERE notified immediately, the whiz kids cancelled the "wasteful" government contract with Bloomberg contract yesterday afternoon. Every major brokerage in America and most of their satellite offices, uses Bloomberg terminals to monitor and make market trades. As of yesterday, the federal government no longer has that capability

The SEC today has no mechanism in place to identify stock market chicanery, thanks to the "genius-level intellects™" of Elon Musk.

The Usual Suspects will be along shortly to spew deflection after deflection, per their Standard Operating Procedure specified in the working document entitled "You Play Defense Libtard!"

The real purpose of DOGE has always been to steal money from US taxpayers and cover up Elon Musk’s crimes.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Nancy doesn't need any help.

According to trading platform Autopilot, Nancy Pelosi's stock tracker took the financial world by storm in 2024, delivering a jaw-dropping 54% gain and outshining nearly every hedge fund.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Nancy doesn't need any help.

According to trading platform Autopilot, Nancy Pelosi's stock tracker took the financial world by storm in 2024, delivering a jaw-dropping 54% gain and outshining nearly every hedge fund.

As Rob predicted, “The Usual Suspects will be along shortly to spew deflection after deflection”.

The first MAGA sheep appeared quickly and attempted a pathetically dumb deflection.

 

[eric_erosfan]

Tesla(TSLA) has a PE ratio of 172. 50% of the country will no longer buy his cars. The remaining 50% can't stand electric vehicles.

Do what you will with that information.

 

[Rightguide]

If you ever wanted to run a securities fraud scam or engage in insider trading on any of the various stock or options market, today is your day!

The 20-year-old "genius-level intellects™" (as RightGuido lovingly refers to them) descended upon the Security and Exchange Commission yesterday, charged with rooting out, you guessed it, "waste fraud 'n corruption™:

They left the place a smoking ruins last night. The SEC legal staff relies upon the Westlaw legal service to reference legal case law in lawsuits filed and tried in court. It was determined to be "waste" and the service was cancelled effective yesterday afternoon for all SEC offices. Every major law office, and many of the minor law offices in America uses Westlaw for case lookup. As of yesterday, the federal government does not.

Next up were Bloomberg terminals. Bloomberg terminals are standard in the securities industry, it allow you to lookup and track any and all securities being traded on any exchange in real time. Some rando billionaire dumping Tesla stock? The SEC is notified immediately.....or at least they WERE notified immediately, the whiz kids cancelled the "wasteful" government contract with Bloomberg contract yesterday afternoon. Every major brokerage in America and most of their satellite offices, uses Bloomberg terminals to monitor and make market trades. As of yesterday, the federal government no longer has that capability

The SEC today has no mechanism in place to identify stock market chicanery, thanks to the "genius-level intellects™" of Elon Musk.

The Usual Suspects will be along shortly to spew deflection after deflection, per their Standard Operating Procedure specified in the working document entitled "You Play Defense Libtard!"

^^^
Probably BS

 

[RoryN]

^^^
Probably BS

MAGA uncertainty is already starting to take hold.

 

[Saint_Ann]

As Rob predicted, “The Usual Suspects will be along shortly to spew deflection after deflection”.

The first MAGA sheep appeared quickly and attempted a pathetically dumb deflection.

Sorry to disturb your liberal circlejerk with examples of why the system is broken.

 

[techiedude71]

Is there a cite for the Bloomberg part? I work on the tech side of the securities industry and it’s simply not true. I care little for your red versus blue idiocy but I’m curious where you get this info.

 

[techiedude71]

Honestly the majority of the opening post is incorrect. The SEC doesn’t have a direct pipe into Bloomberg’s vast services it provides to the either side of the market. That’s not how it works or how it ever worked. I despise Trump and Musk but none of what was posted here is remotely factual.

 

[ll74]

The government relies on private entities across the spectrum for independent and up to date information across the world. The few mentioned here are nowhere near a.complete record of what these cuts will do.

An actual thorough review with these departments could identify actual waste which may have determined alternate information streams for less many.

But that's not has occurred. Instead we're fishing with dynamite.

 

[RobDownSouth]

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[RobDownSouth]

Honestly the majority of the opening post is incorrect. The SEC doesn’t have a direct pipe into Bloomberg’s vast services it provides to the either side of the market. That’s not how it works or how it ever worked. I despise Trump and Musk but none of what was posted here is remotely factual.

I never said it did. The SEC uses Bloomberg terminals to monitor the market the exact same way brokerages do, they pay their monthly fees to access the data on their terminals.

 

[techiedude71]

Ah ok. Still if you insider trade you’ll most likely get caught unless you’re a member of congress.