Top 10 slogans being concidered for Viagra

[willywanker]

Top ten slogans being considered by Viagra:

10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra (drum roll please):

1. This is your penis...... This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

 

[alexander tzara]

I guess they're not going to like my Viagra Falls suggestion.

 

[BiBabe:)]

I saw a bumper sticker once:

"Niagra Falls
Viagra Rises"