writerperson
Literotica Guru
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Hello!
We've all seen this before so I'll keep it short. I'm Newton (nah, not my real name), I'm English and live in London. I'm 23, I'm a writer, and I'm desperate for validation. (i also like the oxford comma, wanna fight about it?) I'm in a long-term relationship with an absolute stunner and all-round amazing person (hooray!) and I overuse parenthetical statements.
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You are all beautiful lovely friendly people and I want to take advantage of that to boost my ego by posting pictures of myself semi-naked. I hope you enjoy them responsibly. I release them to you under a very strict license meaning you can't print them off and stick them up around your workplace. Seriously, I would be SO embarrassed. Please don't. Unless you have a home office in which case go nuts.
I would also be super embarrassed if any of you turned out to know me in real life so if you do please keep it to yourself. Cheers!
Oh yeah, also I'm a man. I mean, more of a guy really. A fella. A dude? I dunno, who cares.
Without further ado, me:
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I'm glad we've got something going for us.
Thanks for the lovely welcome, you guys! I took a few more just for you:
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Thank you! I tried shaving but it just made me look like a teenager. A pale, sickly teenager.
Also I just checked out your socks thread. W O W. Excuse me while I melt into a puddle of lust.
Another!
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(Hope these aren't getting too samey...)
New avatar! I'm so proud.
Aw, thanks! I'm glad grammar is held in such high regard here, and that people have the Right Opinions (read: opinions like mine). Cheers for stopping by!![]()
Speak for yourself, gorgeous! Your thread is babe-central.
One more pic, maybe... does anyone like suits?
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Speak for yourself, gorgeous! Your thread is babe-central.
One more pic, maybe... does anyone like suits?
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Hello!
We've all seen this before so I'll keep it short. I'm Newton (nah, not my real name), I'm English and live in London. I'm 23, I'm a writer, and I'm desperate for validation. (i also like the oxford comma, wanna fight about it?) I'm in a long-term relationship with an absolute stunner and all-round amazing person (hooray!) and I overuse parenthetical statements.
Thread music
You are all beautiful lovely friendly people and I want to take advantage of that to boost my ego by posting pictures of myself semi-naked. I hope you enjoy them responsibly. I release them to you under a very strict license meaning you can't print them off and stick them up around your workplace. Seriously, I would be SO embarrassed. Please don't. Unless you have a home office in which case go nuts.
I would also be super embarrassed if any of you turned out to know me in real life so if you do please keep it to yourself. Cheers!
Oh yeah, also I'm a man. I mean, more of a guy really. A fella. A dude? I dunno, who cares.
Without further ado, me:
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