Wanderer Mansion

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol

How about this one?

What would like me to bring to you for breakfast in my bed in the morning?

just you...

 

[wanderer2704]

How about?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

How about?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

 

[wanderer2704]

Hmmm I take it that you were then.

What about?

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good.
Female: Why?
Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach.
Female: What?
Male: (looking down) I think his trunk is already sticking out.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hmmm I take it that you were then.

What about?

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good.
Female: Why?
Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach.
Female: What?
Male: (looking down) I think his trunk is already sticking out.

LOL!!!
Good one..

 

[wanderer2704]

LOL!!!
Good one..

May be but do you think it would work?

What about this one?

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

May be but do you think it would work?

What about this one?

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Do you use any of these????

 

[wanderer2704]

Do you use any of these????

All the time! Not...but I'm beginning to think I should give one or two them a try.

Would this work:

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

All the time! Not...but I'm beginning to think I should give one or two them a try.

Would this work:

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

Now.. that one was a bad one.. lol
and yes you should try some of these!

 

[wanderer2704]

Now.. that one was a bad one.. lol
and yes you should try some of these!

It was wasn't it?

Perhaps I will.

Not this one though:

(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Mama!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It was wasn't it?

Perhaps I will.

Not this one though:

(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Mama!

OMG!!! LOL!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

That will get you slapped.. omg.. that is soo bad.. I'm dying over here.. lol

 

[wanderer2704]

OMG!!! LOL!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

That will get you slapped.. omg.. that is soo bad.. I'm dying over here.. lol

That's roughly what I thought too!

What about this?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

That's roughly what I thought too!

What about this?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I'd rate that one with the last one.. or worse..

 

[wanderer2704]

I'd rate that one with the last one.. or worse..

I agree.

Here's my last one...for the moment anyway:

Guy: I bet you're a C-cup.
Girl: How'd you know that?
Guy: My testicles are the same size.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I agree.

Here's my last one...for the moment anyway:

Guy: I bet you're a C-cup.
Girl: How'd you know that?
Guy: My testicles are the same size.

lol... man.. you have a good day.. I'll chat more with you later!

 

[wanderer2704]

lol... man.. you have a good day.. I'll chat more with you later!

I will. See you.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I will. See you.

Bye

 

[wanderer2704]

*Wanders around the mansion aimlessly wondering if he should go down into the dungeon to look for anyone who might be lost.

 

[Guest]

"Phew. All 103 rooms finally vacuumed and dusted. I need a BIG drink."

 

[Denae]

*Wanders around the mansion aimlessly wondering if he should go down into the dungeon to look for anyone who might be lost.

Morning Wanderer!


Is my room still available?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Wakes up from long nap on the couch.... wondering if he spiked the lemonade???

 

[Denae]

Wakes up from long nap on the couch.... wondering if he spiked the lemonade???

Doubtful, he's quite the gentleman. I'm surprised he didn't snuggled up with you.

Welcome to the mansion--appears you're a great fit. I caught up with all of the pick-up lines threw your way...bad, so very bad.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Doubtful, he's quite the gentleman. I'm surprised he didn't snuggled up with you.

Welcome to the mansion--appears you're a great fit. I caught up with all of the pick-up lines threw your way...bad, so very bad.

LOL!! .. yes he was a gentleman... and he did throw me some lines. I actually fell asleep on the couch because I am not usually here this time of day. And he did sit with me... but he was a perfect gentleman.. (bummer)..lol

 

[Beauty1]

I will have to add my 2 cents in here....and a sexy gentleman he is, too... Leaving some 's for him to collect....more where they came from....an infinite number...

Btw...You have some very interesting items in the dungeon.

 

[Denae]

LOL!! .. yes he was a gentleman... and he did throw me some lines. I actually fell asleep on the couch because I am not usually here this time of day. And he did sit with me... but he was a perfect gentleman.. (bummer)..lol

A gentleman he may be, but he'll be thrilled to know he has the "green light" now.