Weird stuff in your google search history

[NaughteeDragon]

Last night I was chatting with another author and got to thinking about the weird stuff in my google search history as we were discussing a plot bunny. What are some of the weird, disconnected things that you've searched for in the last couple of weeks:

Consistency of breast milk
Lyric video Alice Cooper Feed My Frankenstein
How quickly does pubic hair grow
Aftercare for sexual spanking
What documentation do you need to cross the border into Mexico
Map of brothels in Nevada
Annual GASB conference

 

[StillStunned]

Lyric video Alice Cooper Feed My Frankenstein

I played "Trash" and "Hey Stoopid" for hours on end in my late teens and early twenties. I can probably quote the lyrics from heart.

"Meet my libido, he's a psycho!"

 

[karina_jayde]

A smattering of some random searches for my current WIP:

-Longest lived medieval monarch
-Flammable tree sap?
-Inducing lactation
-Double vaginal prep
-Can you add blood to steel?

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

A smattering of some random searches for my current WIP:

-Longest lived medieval monarch
-Flammable tree sap?
-Inducing lactation
-Double vaginal prep
-Can you add blood to steel?

On that last one, the strangest thing I found was the discussion of keeping the carbon along with the iron in the blood to make a higher quality steel and the debate of how many people you’d have to kill to make a decent sword. Yeah, I thought I was weird for even looking it up until I started reading the Reddit and Quora posts.

 

[StillStunned]

I thought it was standard practice to quench a freshly forged blade in the blood of a living virgin? Or was that only at my school?

 

[NotWise]

I had google convinced that I was a young woman with a taste for fast cars. I searched for wedding gowns (My Sister's Wedding) and fast cars (Working for Mom) and got ads for Italian sports cars and wedding planners for at least a year.

 

[jaF0]

No trails in Goo for me.

Plenty of odd Duck quacks though.

 

[RejectReality]

I played "Trash" and "Hey Stoopid" for hours on end in my late teens and early twenties. I can probably quote the lyrics from heart.

"Meet my libido, he's a psycho!"

Last Temptation is a really good album as well. Just came out too late into the grunge era to get any serious play.

My google search history right now would be boring, because I haven't been writing. All checking for release dates on movies/shows/games and looking up equipment/magic lists for games.

 

[12oclocktales]

Last night I was chatting with another author and got to thinking about the weird stuff in my google search history as we were discussing a plot bunny. What are some of the weird, disconnected things that you've searched for in the last couple of weeks:

Consistency of breast milk
Lyric video Alice Cooper Feed My Frankenstein
How quickly does pubic hair grow
Aftercare for sexual spanking
What documentation do you need to cross the border into Mexico
Map of brothels in Nevada
Annual GASB conference

Yikes! I looked up 5 of these same topics a few days ago – I hope we’re not writing the same story! Maybe we could collaborate. In mine Alice Cooper’s pubic hair is growing out of control thanks to too much breast milk a lactating woman squirted on it while he was at a brothel in Nevada. He’s heading for Mexico as I write.

 

[LoquiSordidaAdMe]

I know the feeling. My Google ads and suggestions got so weird, I started doing all my research in incognito tabs.