What Are You Thinking? Continued 10

Playing a looped audio tape of Randy "Macho Man" Savage yelling, "OOOH YEAH!" at full volume for a week in a forest full of wild parrots would make for a great tourist attraction.
 
I'm thinking I'll have to take a shower but can't decide to get up. I'm enjoying to much this warm bed.
 
Why does my employer insist on constantly making issues out of my health condition? I feel like I’m being picked on. It’s stressful every single time they do this. I’m seriously considering stepping down from my role.
 
I was right all those weeks ago. I didn’t want to be right. I wanted to be wrong in the worst possible way. And...likely for all the wrong reasons.
 
If you masturbate at work, you get paid for it. If you are a porn star, the same applies, but everyone knows.
 
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