What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[deft]

I would but the soap keeps slipping. You’d think soap on a rope would hang from anywhere.

Soap. Palmolive. Dove. Yeah. I know how to talk dirty. Shield. The zesty one. The one that’s like washing your balls in mouthwash.

Fairy dishsoap for the kinky fuckers?

 

[MrPimms]

Fairy dishsoap for the kinky fuckers?

The green stuff, original fragrance. I’d offer you mine but it now smells of jizz.

 

[MrPimms]

Were Bananarama singing about a summer that was not very nice (probably wazzing it down, and the ice cream truck always sold out), or a girl named Summer who was sadistic?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Making bad decisions but fuck it. I don't give a damn tonight.

 

[LostHorizon]

Were Bananarama singing about a summer that was not very nice (probably wazzing it down, and the ice cream truck always sold out), or a girl named Summer who was sadistic?

Oh fuck!

Not only am I going to have this stupid song in my head for the rest of the day, but now I’m going to have to goggle it to find out what the fuck it’s about.

Son of a bitch!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

but now I’m going to have to goggle it to find out what the fuck it’s about.

I've often wondered if goggling will get me better results than googling

 

[LostHorizon]

I've often wondered of goggling will get me better results than googling

Fuck….

GOOGLE….

 

[cheekygirl75]

I've often wondered of goggling will get me better results than googling

Ogling will get you even better results!

 

[LostHorizon]

Ogling will get you even better results!

Depends on what you’re ogling.

 

[Xerxes82]

Ogling will get you even better results!

Depends on what you’re ogling.

I vote for ogling @cheekygirl75

 

[deft]

I Googled how to ogle wearing goggles, but I think I broke the algorithm.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I Googled how to ogle wearing goggles, but I think I broke the algorithm.

You just gave them one more thing to fuck with.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I Googled how to ogle wearing goggles, but I think I broke the algorithm.

I think you broke my algorithm

 

[MrPimms]

You just gave them one more thing to fuck with.

Google’s doing sex toys now?

 

[Cat]

Google’s doing sex toys now?

........ That could work..

 

[Xerxes82]

Google’s doing sex toys now?

I would be shocked if they aren't.

 

[MrPimms]

I would be shocked if they aren't.

Dodgy wiring?

 

[deft]

Google’s doing sex toys now?

I mean... Internet sex toys are fun, I've discovered

 

[MrPimms]

I mean... Internet sex toys are fun, I've discovered

My router says otherwise. Bloody thing clogged up.

 

[deft]

My router says otherwise. Bloody thing clogged up.

Off and on again, trust me.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Off and on again, trust me.

Sure, trust the one that broke everyone's algorithm

 

[deft]

Sure, trust the one that broke everyone's algorithm

Hey, I'm good at this stuff! I never get any probl

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Google’s doing sex toys now?

They seem to so everything else these days, so why not?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Today went by quickly for a Monday.

 

[Xerxes82]

Sure, trust the one that broke everyone's algorithm

*Surreptitiously checks under his pants*

My algorithm appears to still be functional.

Wait, that WAS a euphemism, right?