What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[dkak001]

It's my job to remind her she's the one who said "Yes"...
She knew what she was getting into.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's my job to remind her she's the one who said "Yes"...
She knew what she was getting into.

Did she though?!

 

[Neanderthal247]

Same. Exact. Thinking.

He "complains" that I started dating him out of pity. I "complain" that the options were slim.

 

[barefootgirl69]

How can I remember the tune and lyrics of a tv advert I watched over 40 years ago. But not what I came upstairs for.

Because you're OLD!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Can she just call me already or tell me we’re putting it off to tomorrow so I can either have something to do or just fuck around on here?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Can she just call me already or tell me we’re putting it off to tomorrow so I can either have something to do or just fuck around on here?

The latter is always option 1. Everything else is bonus time.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I swear that people who drive at the speed limit in the fast lane are there to test your patience and see if you're willing to go Mad Max.

 

[Dimented]

How can I fake an illness this late in the day to go home and enjoy the good weather?

 

[Dimented]

I swear that people who drive at the speed limit in the fast lane are there to test your patience and see if you're willing to go Mad Max.

I think there should be speed minimums on all lanes!!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

How can I fake an illness this late in the day to go home and enjoy the good weather?

You ate something bad at lunch & are feeling nauseous!

 

[Dimented]

You ate something bad at lunch & are feeling nauseous!

I am the reporting supervisor…..I am in charge.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

How can I fake an illness this late in the day to go home and enjoy the good weather?

Tell them you had taco bell for breakfast.
Yo quiero

 

[Dimented]

I am the reporting supervisor…..I am in charge.

I am just gonna play up the being sick and call in Wednesday and Thursday, fuck it!!

Pardon my language!

 

[Xerxes82]

Meh. That wasn't the "let's fucking go!" good news I wanted to hear, but it also doesn't really qualify as bad news.

Just mid. But at least I'm out of holding pattern Limbo for right now. Next steps are next, wheels are turning albeit slowly.

I shall reward myself with a tasty gyro.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

How can I fake an illness this late in the day to go home and enjoy the good weather?

Illnesses are too easy to disprove. Now, here's what you do:

Place your ankle between 2 chairs and jerk rapidly until you hear and feel a pop. Yes. There will be pain. But think about it! You get to sit on your patio with a cold drinknajd an ice pack on your ankle. And you might be able to get tomorrow off as well!

Follow me for more "how to get out of work" specials.

 

[snexxer]

Because you're OLD!

Oi, I resemble that.

Now where the fuck did I put my glasses.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

I'm dreading that day (if/when it happens)

Melted cheese has decided to make an enemy of my digestive system.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Seriously, why do men get really loud cars, then sit and revv them for hours? I asked my husband to ask this asshat if he has a tiny penis and that's why he has a noise pollution car.

 

[dkak001]

Did she though?!

Yes, yes she did.

 

[dkak001]

Seriously, why do men get really loud cars, then sit and revv them for hours? I asked my husband to ask this asshat if he has a tiny penis and that's why he has a noise pollution car.

It's the biological equivalent of colorful plumage and mating calls in avian species. Sometimes it's about attracting a mate, sometimes marking territory. Typically this seems annoying to those who have already chosen mates. I'm sure Desmond Morris would agree.

(In all seriousness, it can be annoying. I chased a kid down once, right into his front porch after waking our newborn who had just fallen asleep after nearly 10 hours of being awake. Little fucker didn't need to be on our street, and both he and his mother got an earful. I may or may not have been a stressed out, sleep deprived new parent at the time...)

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm not sure if that bio makes me want to puke or laugh because he sounds like a douche.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Seriously, why do men get really loud cars, then sit and revv them for hours? I asked my husband to ask this asshat if he has a tiny penis and that's why he has a noise pollution car.

The ones that sound like bumblebees as it goes up the road annoy TF out of me.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Seriously, why do men get really loud cars, then sit and revv them for hours? I asked my husband to ask this asshat if he has a tiny penis and that's why he has a noise pollution car.

Wtf?!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wtf?!

She wanted her hubby to find out what kind of penis the neighbor has! @LaisDeMarieDeFrance is naughty. Or she's going to shank him.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

She wanted her hubby to find out what kind of penis the neighbor has! @LaisDeMarieDeFrance is naughty. Or she's going to shank him.

I have a whole new respect for her now.

(Not that I didn't anyway)